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UPDATED: Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:50
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:38 PM

I heard some of these and got a good laugh out of it. Posting what I remember.

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Ron Paul's back is always sore because even when he sleeps he never changes positions.

Quantum physicists are baffled as even Ron Paul's particles refuse to tolerate spin.

Ron Paul is so in favor of the First Amendment, he runs attack ads against himself.

Ron Paul sleeps with a pillow under his Constitution.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has that right so he refuses.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011 8:46 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

This reminds me of the guy on the Dos X commercials, he speaks French ... in Russian! I love those commercials!

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 1:42 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Ron Paul is...

... the most interesting politician in the world!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 6:01 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Oh, damn, Happy, you guys are starting my morning off with a bang! Wish I could give you the prize for the first guffaw of the morning, but Mike and Raptor both beat you to it in the earthquake thread. Nonetheless, those deserve a prize of their own, they're hysterical. I think I should split the prize between the three of you, I can't decide which one is funniest!

Many thanx, guys, I need all the giggles I can get these days, and those were ALL priceless! A keeper, every one of them (and I especially appreciated the "not Bush's fault" one...that took smarts!).

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:25 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Heh, I picked up an el-cheapo video pickup today, so you might get even more amusement/gratification if I manage to catch out some feline or wildlife antics live, heheh, since I have to, erm... function test it for work-appropriateness, yeah...

-F

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:35 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Ron Paul Polls Dead Heat With Dictator Hussein Obama
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/elec
tion_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/obama_39_paul_38
http://www.infowars.com/shock-cnn-poll-ron-paul-has-best-chance-of-bea
ting-obama.html
http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-now-polls-almost-at-dead-heat-with-ob
ama/

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:56 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Oh hot damn, Frem...I'm waiting with baited breath (forgot to brush my teeth this morning)!

Goodie, goodie, I can't wait.

Yeah, you're like my Jim...it's amazing how many little things the office "needs"...

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:14 AM

KWICKO

Another Ron Paul fact:

If Ron Paul were President, there wouldn't have been an earthquake in DC yesterday, because it's not specifically allowed in the Constitution!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:17 AM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

I like that one. :-)

Though, technically...

According to the Constitution, it's possible for an Earthquake to appear if it creates large gaping chasms between a government building and a religious structure.

--Anthony

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“If you are not free to choose wrongly and irresponsibly, you are not free at all”

Jacob Hornberger

“Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.”

Mahatma Gandhi

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:25 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Mike and Anthony: Exceellent, both. Gotta give Anthony extra credit, however, for imagination. I wouldn't have dug that one out, and it's absolutely perfect.

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:50 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:

Gotta give Anthony extra credit, however, for imagination. I wouldn't have dug that one out, and it's absolutely perfect.

Indeed!

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