“What about you, River?” Kaylee asked with a smile. “How many kids do you want?”
“None,” River said, with a glittery smile.
“Aw, honey, you shouldn’t say that—” Kaylee began.
“—for now,” River continued. “Later, 2.54.”
“2.54?”
“The statistical average,” River responded. “The usual.” She grinned across the table at her brother, who was looking a bit appalled—floored by the mere idea of his baby sister having…children.
-- ONE MAN’S TRASH (08) Part (01) by ebfiddler