"Do I want to know what that threat was?" Jayne asked as Ruger took another shot.
"Day I met her she told me if I ever fucked with the ones she loved...she'd gut me, slice me in half, and send each one to my sister and mother respectively."
"Gorram..."Jayne blinked. "Worse threat I got was she'd cut off my man parts. Though to be fair, it was a complete misunderstanding."
-- Reason 4: Past Speaks for Itself by Angellemarcs