“The Pyes have some captures of him, from a party they had a few years ago, when Bane joined Serenity. But, oh maybe not,” said Esper, remembering that they were mainly captures of Jayne fondling Bane’s cousin, and realised that it was probably not a good idea to show them to his mother. She flushed, but could not think how to retract the offer.
“Let me guess,” said Dee sympathetically, “He’s not behavin’ himself?” Esper warmed to Jayne’s mother and grinned.
“He – er – no, but you’d be able to see him.” Just as well they weren’t the ones of him pole dancing at Simon’s bachelor party, she thought.
“I’d like that. Don’t worry,” she patted Esper’s hand, “I can’t be shocked by his behaviour – I already stopped him from gettin’ hitched by shotgun after he slept with the wrong girl.”
-- Jayne by hermitsrest