Guess what happened over the weekend? by Wulfenstar

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Guess what happened over the weekend?

POSTED BY: WULFENSTAR
UPDATED: Sunday, October 26, 2008 00:17
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:02 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

I knew a guy - he was atheistic as they come but knew all different versions of the bible pretty much by heart, and had them filed nicely on the shelf for the occasion.

He'd let the religulous people go on a bit, then start asking - yes, but which version do you mean ? Do you mean this version here where it says (get out the book, find the page and quote the quote), or this version (get out the book, find the page and quote the quote), or THIS version (get out the book, find the page and quote the quote) ...

He'd do this for as long as they could stand it.

His joke was always that one day he was going to casually lean against the door as they were trying to leave and ask ... wait, what's your hurry ???

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Silence is consent.

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:47 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

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Kind of like we're doing with this thread?

Yeah, kinda like. *smiles slow*

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Let's party like its 1929.

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Saturday, October 25, 2008 11:45 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

ummmm Sig? Why are you locking the door?

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Saturday, October 25, 2008 8:00 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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ummmm Sig? Why are you locking the door?

And why are you squirting me with that turkey baster?!

Ooooh - is that a hot tub?

Wait a minute - why are there vegetables floating in this hot tub?

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Saturday, October 25, 2008 8:07 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

They're so you smell good when you're done... er, finished.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:17 AM

OUT2THEBLACK

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Originally posted by Veteran:
ummmm Sig? Why are you locking the door?

And why are you squirting me with that turkey baster?!

In some parts of the South , there are folk who call that 'foreplay'...

More to the point , Squick , why do you Like it when she does that ?

Reminded me of a story that is NOT an Urban Legend...

Do you know what happens when you google 'turkey baster' ?

http://www.surrogacy.com/legals/article/nclaw.html

'...A few years ago, newspapers across the State of North Carolina carried the story of two sisters who were married - one of whom was infertile. The fertile sister agreed to serve as a surrogate for the infertile sister. The husband of the infertile sister donated his sperm, which were placed into a turkey baster. The fertile sister used the turkey baster to inseminate herself and then "stood on her head for two hours".

...The fertile sister conceived from this unique insemination technique, and delivered a child at term.

...As a result of this publicity, a number of other similarly infertile couples in North Carolina decided that the purchase of a turkey baster at the local supermarket for $4.95 was a much more attractive option than the expense of thousands of dollars on more conventional medical, albeit perhaps more sanitary, conception techniques. This firm represented (post facto) one couple whose married friend successfully used the turkey baster method on their behalf.

...The state adoption unit, in conjunction with the North Carolina Attorney General's Office, applied the existing traditional law and determined that the turkey baster situations would be handled as simple third party adoptions. For this reason, the adoptions had to be filed under the North Carolina adoption statute as if the surrogate mother and her husband were the natural parents of the child.'

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"...i am using the turkey baster method to get pregnant but don't know how far to insert the syringe. i know it sounds like a silly question but i really need..."

Some folk have odd viewing habits...Very odd !

Is this actually a category listed by NetFlix ?

"...You always see in movies and whatnot people using a turkey baster to get pregnant. I figure this is some old fashioned wives' tale type..."

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