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Reaver Mash- A Halloween Song from the Rim
Monday, October 31, 2005

Safeat2nd’s Reaver Mash Recipe…er..Lyrics


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2082    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

I was working on the bridge late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For a Reaver from his ship began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash He did the Reaver mash The Reaver mash It was a spaceship smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the Reaver mash

He's got some hair from my aunt Lenore, He's even got my Uncles snore, He's got the hands from Grandpa Lou, You’ll get a jolt when he plays peek-a-boo.

He did the mash He did the Reaver mash The Reaver mash It was a spaceship smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the Reaver mash

The passengers weren’t having fun The party had just begun I guess they didn’t know They were dinner and the show

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds, Reavers on chains, backed by their baying hounds The airlock-smashers were about to arrive, With their vocal group, "More Dead than Alive"

They played the mash They played the Reaver mash The Reaver mash It was a spaceship smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the Reaver mash

Up from the hold, the Reaver’s voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the hatch and shook his fist And said, "Got everyone, how come this one was missed?"

It's now the mash It's now the Reaver mash The Reaver mash And it's a spaceship smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the Reaver mash

Everything's cool, now I’m a part of the band, And my Reaver mash is the talk of the land, For you, the living, this mash was meant too When I get to your door, I’ll say “You're next to chew!”

Then you can mash Then you can Reaver mash The Reaver mash And do my spaceship smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can Reaver mash

COMMENTS

Monday, October 31, 2005 11:33 AM

CALLMESERENITY


lol! Funny and creepy and silly and just a little bit icky.

Just perfect for Halloween.

Monday, October 31, 2005 12:45 PM

THEREALME


Uh...

Monday, October 31, 2005 1:49 PM

SERENYTY


I laughed so hard when I saw this. :)

You made my day. I remember that song sooooo well. This was hilarious. Thank you!

Tuesday, November 1, 2005 1:55 AM

BELLONA


'cause shipfuls o' not-men are just hi-larious...

BRILLIANT!!! xmas number one i reckon...

b

Tuesday, November 1, 2005 6:27 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


LOL! Aw man.. That was crazy.. Really funny stuff!

Well done!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 6:22 PM

JORJAREYNOLDS


This was fantastic and sooo funny, i love it.

Friday, March 9, 2007 5:58 AM

TINADOLL


hahahaha cool!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 7:42 PM

JULESONG


Hee! Great for the season!! :)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 3:56 AM

ANONYMOUSE


Spot on! I love parodies written by people who love the shows they're based on!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 10:52 AM

SAFEAT2ND


Whoa! Thank-you Anonymouse!

Talk about dredging up the past! I had forgotten all about this.

If you like parodies, I did one more. The Ballad Of the Fighting Browncoats, set to Great Big Sea`s The Chemical Workers Song.


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