The Voyages Of The Star Ship "SereniTREE" by Rat

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Sort of like the US Presidential election. :smile:

and we all know how well THAT turned out...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:02 AM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe: For the mutiny to work, you would have to demonstrate to us that you would be a better captain.

Fine! *clears throat* If you make me your captain, I'l see to it that you get two more weeks paid vacation, bigger Holodecks, free PepsiMilk, free Pepsi, free RootBeer, free RC, free moonpie, free Cheerwine, free ice cream, free scones, free Spam and free robot repair!! *Ratboy demonstrates how he will do this, useing sock-puppets*

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:03 AM

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Originally posted by ebonezer: and we all know how well THAT turned out...

Yep, fine!!!!!!!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:18 AM

I can make my own bigGer holodecks, I have milk and Cheerwine already, and I can do robot repairs. Since engineering is fun, I don't need another two week off. So I will maintain my stance of neutrality. I'm not taking any sides in this, just so long as nobody breaks my ship.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:34 AM

Also, with me in charge, you'll get better pay, not no sad seven!!

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: ...just so long as nobody breaks my ship.

Ebo has a history of crashing on top of things and breaking them!

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:57 AM

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Originally posted by Rat: Also, with me in charg, you'll get better pay, not no sad seven!!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: ...just so long as nobody breaks my ship.

Ebo has a history of crashing on top of things and breaking them!

-Ratboy

We've got a better pilot now. Somewhere, anyway. So less crashes.

Still Neutral.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: Quote:
Originally posted by Rat: Also, with me in charg, you'll get better pay, not no sad seven!!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: ...just so long as nobody breaks my ship.

Ebo has a history of crashing on top of things and breaking them!

-Ratboy

We've got a better pilot now. Somewhere, anyway. So less crashes.

Still Neutral.

-------------------------------------------------------------- Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE. http://www.jed-soft.com Gamer Rigs, Budget Prices http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

**gets up and wanders over to the Nitrous main line and examines it carefully . . .**

I KNOW Grey put some sort of failsafe in here. . .hmmmmm. . .

**follows the main line with his eyes until the solution comes to him**

Groovy! We can do this!!!!

**from his console, Static routes all of the nitrous flow into the hangar bay, which is already sealed and depressurized. The Nitrous Oxide flows harmlessly into space until the tanks are empty. While he is at it, he also kills the main engines and sets the ship to 'coast', to lose some of the momentum gained from the N20 fueled burst of speed.**

**pulls TWG back into his lap and kisses her deeply. . .**

See, baby? Crisis averted, all is well.

And oh. . .the biker pic is insanely hot.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 12:13 PM

SIMONWHO

Ah, see, I love the biker picture. But in my mind, it's a direct follow on from the Mickey Mouse ears picture so it just makes me smile rather than lust.

Right, can't fight off the mutiny anymore, I'm off skiing for a week. Oooh, how about that for the next thread, the Serenitree Ski Lodge? Mmmm, wooden.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 1:26 PM

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Originally posted by Rat: *Ratboy demonstrates how he will do this, useing sock-puppets*

Well, since you used sock puppets. Okay!

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 4:05 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl: Well, since you used sock puppets. Okay!

Cool!! Who else is with US?

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 4:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rat: Fine! *clears throat* If you make me your captain, I'l see to it that you get two more weeks paid vacation, bigger Holodecks, free PepsiMilk, free Pepsi, free RootBeer, free RC, free moonpie, free Cheerwine, free ice cream, free scones, free Spam and free robot repair!! *Ratboy demonstrates how he will do this, useing sock-puppets*

-Ratboy

I would like to point out that this ship is on CONTINUAL vaction (so those two weeks would be, what? To work?) and you already get all that other stuff for free. Although, to Rats credit, I think the sock puppets are new.

And the bigger holodecks? TRM's in charge of the size of things (and they're already pretty damn big).

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 4:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat: Also, with me in charge, you'll get better pay, not no sad seven!!

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: ...just so long as nobody breaks my ship.

Ebo has a history of crashing on top of things and breaking them!

-Ratboy

only because SOMEBODY turned on the physics. So not my fault.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 4:40 PM

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Originally posted by Rat: Cool!! Who else is with US?

Whoohoo, we're pirates! I'm going to wear an eye patch and buckle my swash. According to the Talk Like a Pirate site, my name is Mad Mary Kidd. Arr! Avast! Etc, etc.

(ps. Ebo, when this insurrection is inevitably put down, I will swear under oath that I was drugged. Or seduced by sock puppets. Or maybe both.)

--edited multiple times because I couldn't get the gorram emoticon to work--

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:16 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl: According to the Talk Like a Pirate site, my name is Mad Mary Kidd. Arr! Avast! Etc, etc.

According to the Talk Like a Pirate site, my name is Mad Sam Kidd. Arr! Kree! Etc, etc.

-Ratboy

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Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:39 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*twg bgeins to nip at Static's ear* I knew you could fix it.

*she rests her head on his shoulder* This is my favorite place on the ship...in your arms.

We did the pirate thing like five threads ago. But whatever floats your boat. :smile:

...Mad Anne Rackham at your service, the best Jack o'Staves in the land. I fight for my Captain. Step forward if you dare.

www.thatweirdgirl.com --- After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music. --Aldous Huxley

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 7:49 AM

This is really sad if you are me:

edit - Nevermind. The internet is being a geek.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Rat: Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl: According to the Talk Like a Pirate site, my name is Mad Mary Kidd. Arr! Avast! Etc, etc.

According to the Talk Like a Pirate site, my name is Mad Sam Kidd. Arr! Kree! Etc, etc.

-Ratboy

Hmmm, so we're either related or married. Not sure how I feel about that.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by montanagirl: Hmmm, so we're either related or married. Not sure how I feel about that.

Just so long as we'r not both!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by Rat: Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl: Hmmm, so we're either related or married. Not sure how I feel about that.

Just so long as we'r not both!

-Ratboy

Aw, come on, we could be kissin' cousins! Like the early episodes of Dukes of Hazzard when Bo and Luke would make inappropriate remarks about Daisy.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 12:09 PM

Just pick one! __________________________

ps- The other day, after we were talking about The Dukes, I was fliping past CMT, and there they were, haven't seen them in years, but there they were!

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 12:46 PM

Okay, I'm going to be Mad Mary Kidd, aka Daisy. And then we can somehow figure out how to use our R.E. Lee runabout in this fiasco. And instead of a cutlass, I'm going to use bows and arrows with dynamite attached. Wait, dynamite in a spaceship with the emptiness of space on the other side of the hull. Maybe not the best idea ever. But since real world physics don't apply, I'm going to do it anyway. :smile:

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 3:49 PM

*cuts engine output from the fusion drive, facilitating the stop. The lights in the engineering section dim denoting the lower power level. Sits staring into the holoscreen before him, cold bluish light the only thing highlighting his face. He finishes his drink and continues to sit in the darkness, waiting for the ship to stop*

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 4:27 PM

Then I guss I'm Mad Sam Kidd aka Crazy Cooter! I'll be useing one of them cool navy nine shooters with the shot gun shell! Say Gray, might the R.E.Lee have any weapons? And don't say no!!!!

-Cootboy

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 4:29 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: *cuts engine output from the fusion drive, facilitating the stop. The lights in the engineering section dim denoting the lower power level. Sits staring into the holoscreen before him, cold bluish light the only thing highlighting his face. He finishes his drink and continues to sit in the darkness, waiting for the ship to stop*

*ahem* Point of order.

We're in space. Thus: No friction. Thus: Cutting the engine won't slow us down. Thus: Your gonna sit there for a long while before we stop

Right?

*ebo ponders a moment*

And why are we stopping anyway?

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 5:01 PM

Response to point of order. There's no air friction to slow us down, but there are gravitational forces at work. And we're stopping to allow the engines recovery time since the nitro Static pumped into the ship got into the engines and we had a dangerous boost in speed.

And I really don't think I'd mind sitting the dark for a while. It's been a...long...weekend.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 5:07 PM

Ah. I see.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 5:44 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: It's been a...long...weekend.

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Ya know. . .normally, I take orders from the Captain. . .but this time I'm asking the Chief Engineer. . .

Shall I bring the weapons back online and bring up the targeting systems??? I've even got a neat-o minigun mounted for in-atmo work.

================================================== "Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 6:00 PM

Just so long as you don't hit certain targets. Some things are considered protected.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 6:05 PM

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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi: Just so long as you don't hit certain targets. Some things are considered protected.

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**hands Grey his white hat**

Make sure you never lose this, okay?

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 6:20 PM

I hope to never lose it again. I did once many years ago. Dark days were those.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 6:27 PM

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Originally posted by Rat: I'll be useing one of them cool navy nine shooters with the shot gun shell!

Found it, it's called a LeMat revolver.

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 6:31 PM

mmmmm, LeMat.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 7:12 PM

*mg appears dressed in tank top, short cutoffs, and heels. She is also wearing an eye patch and pirate sash about her waist. In her hands she is holding a large bow and a quiver of arrows with dynamite attached, while across her back are strapped Legolas' knives. (mg likes to mix metaphors.)*

OK Crazy Cooter Kidd, sir, I'm ready when you are!

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 7:49 PM

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Originally posted by montanagirl: OK Crazy Cooter Kidd, sir, I'm ready when you are!

Ready? For what? I don't have the plan! Do you have the plan? Okay, who stole the plan?

-Ratboy

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 8:08 PM

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Originally posted by Rat: Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl: OK Crazy Cooter Kidd, sir, I'm ready when you are!

Ready? For what? I don't have the plan! Do you have the plan? Okay, who stole the plan?

-Ratboy

Hrmmmmm. . .I suspect I should help them out with this.

**re-pressurizes the hangar bay and releases the locks**

**notices MG's outfit and winks at his beloved**

You know. . .that's cute, but I like your skin-tight flight suit, m'self.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 8:20 PM

Well I never have a plan, so don't look at me.

I just got a vision of Ebo saying a la Spike, "This is the crack team that foils my every plan?"

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Sunday, March 06, 2005 8:34 PM

Hmm, all this discussion about outfits has gotten me to thinking...

*ebo looks down at herself*

I'm still wearing the tutu damn it!

*Ebo crawls under her pooltable and rummages around, looking for clothes.*

Grr...I need to go shopping. There's nothing here!

Wait, what am i saying? This is the good ship SereniTREE. I can make clothing appear through the power of positive thinking!

Hmmm, but what do i want to be today?

*idea!*

In a scene for a play last year, I got to dress up in fishnets and heels and strut around singing 'The Cellblock Tengo' from 'Chicago.' It was really fun because I got to beat up that stupid boy....*sigh* good times, good times...

Except i really don't feel like heels today. So I'm gonna go with torn jeans and a white tank top. Bye Bye tutu!

*waves goodbye*

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Monday, March 07, 2005 9:01 AM