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I was a dildo slave

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Sunday, June 10, 2012 09:48
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Saturday, June 9, 2012 4:32 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!



Workers at Amazon.com begin their shift

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And dildos. Really, a staggering number of dildos. At breaks, some of my coworkers complain that they have to handle so many dildos.
But it's one of the few joys of my day. So it's a welcome distraction, really, to imagine all these sex toys being taken out from under a
tree and unwrapped. Merry Christmas. I got you this giant black cock you wanted. At lunch, the most common question, aside from "Which
offensive dick-shaped product did you handle the most of today?" is "Why are you here?" like in prison.



Undercover inside an Amazon warehouse
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/02/mac-mcclelland-free-online
-shipping-warehouses-labor?page=1


That explains why I had to cancel a half dozen amazon orders this month, with no shipping of "instock and sold by amazon" items
3 weeks after being ordered.

And now my gose google keeps reverting to Chinese...

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Saturday, June 9, 2012 5:45 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:

I was a dildo slave




That explains why I had to cancel a half dozen amazon orders this month, with no shipping of "instock and sold by amazon" items
3 weeks after being ordered.




So which one of those guys are you?

Congrats on finally coming out, though. I'm told it gets better, so here's to it getting better for you and your many, many dildoes. I hope they all ship to your home safely this time. Sorry you had to cancel your other orders.



"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero


"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

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Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:31 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


PN- Too bad you ruined your post with a god-awful title which guaranteed that nobody would take it seriously. AMAZON is the online WALMART. People who work in their "fulfillment" centers and warehouses are driven like... well, slaves. Employees have passed out from the heat and workpace.

But, not to worry. That job is ALSO being automated! (see KIVA)


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Sunday, June 10, 2012 9:48 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
PN- Too bad you ruined your post with a god-awful title which guaranteed that nobody would take it seriously. AMAZON is the online WALMART. People who work in their "fulfillment" centers and warehouses are driven like... well, slaves. Employees have passed out from the heat and workpace.

But, not to worry. That job is ALSO being automated! (see KIVA)





WAIT!!!!!

I could work at Amazon instead of my new employer...?

Swallowing all of my pride aside just to make a buck to pay bills.....?

And I could also have an automatic vibrating dildo massaging my prostate the whole time I worked?



Sign me up for overtime, at Korean-sweat-shop-wages!!!!!

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