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Stupid Snake Ate My Baby

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UPDATED: Thursday, July 2, 2009 08:42
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Thursday, July 2, 2009 7:42 AM

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The family's pet 12-foot Burmese python strangled a 2-year-old girl in Sumter County, Florida, on Wednesday, according to the Sumter County Sheriff's Office. An adult at the home woke up and found the snake wrapped around the girl in bed.

Charles Darnell, who is the boyfriend of the girl's 23-year-old mother, said he stabbed the snake and called 911, according to Lt. Bobby Caruthers.

The caller told the 911 dispatcher, "The stupid snake got out and killed the baby."

"You should definitely use due diligence in having them, no matter who you have in the house," wildlife officer Lt. Joy Hill said. "They can easily swallow a child."

www.wbir.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=92129&catid=16




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Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:13 AM

HERO


Was the snake jewish? Was this a part of the Nazi plan?

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:42 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Since there's been no arrest, and CPS hasn't kidnapped the kids, it's most likely this family is dealing drugs for the Bush Crime Family.

Drug dealers prefer snakes as pets.



So does my cousin the $1-million/yr MD (they love feeding live mice and watching their pet eat them), and whose kid MD/PhD's jewish wife was a guest at Bohemian Grove.

She told me that she never cured anybody for her million-dollar salary. Her secret to success was to take all their money, until her patients either ran out of insurance, or died. Tru story.




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