ADVICE FOR PIRATENEWS by AnthonyT

REAL WORLD EVENT DISCUSSIONS

ADVICE FOR PIRATENEWS

POSTED BY: ANTHONYT
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 19:57
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 4:35 PM

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello Piratenews,

Long have we shared this space, exchanging words about the political topics in our two worlds. That is, the world you live in, and the world everyone else lives in.

Long has the strangely colored lens of your spectacles colored your perceptions. Long have the inspired tongues in which you speak clouded your intentions.

So behold! My advice, my babelfish, my book of translations and simple rules to help you discuss topics with the rest of society.

1) Do not mention sexual orientation. Sexual orientation does not matter. If the sexual orientation of discussed persons is important to your argument, then you FAIL.

2) Do not mention any form of race. Race does not matter. If racial origin of discussed persons is important to your argument, then you FAIL.

3) Do not mention any form of religion. Religion does not matter. If the religious persuasion of discussed persons is important to your argument, then you FAIL.

4) Do not post photoshopped images, as they make any real images you post later suspicious.

5) Make sure all your links deal directly (and not in an indirect and obscure fashion) with the topic you are discussing.

6) Present verifiable evidence when discussing your conspiracy theories.

7) Present linear reasoning and explain your conclusions. Example: Do not say, "Martha Stewart is a Nazi Martian four generations removed from Lincoln, a president of the united states who was a serial killer and crossdresser," unless you are prepared to lead us all, step by step, through the various logical processes and evidence that link Martha Stewart to the Nazis, the Red Planet, and Lincoln, and link Lincoln to being a serial killer and crossdresser.

8) Do not tell me someone is a crossdresser. Crossdressing does not matter. If the dressing practices of discussed persons is important to your argument, then you FAIL.

There you have it, Piratenews. 8 easy steps for communicating your enlightened worldview to the sheeple.

Good luck,

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:09 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Hear, hear!

Too bad it'll never happen...

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 5:46 PM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

I agree with 4,5,6, and 7.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:57 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Gaydar alert.

I do support crossdressers, when they vote for Ron Paul, or make music videos for him:

Or when sodomites blow the whistle on sodomite serial killers in the Franklin Coverup and Johnny Gosch aka Jeff Gannon kidnapping and murders (new video):

In such cases the identification of sodomites is relevant and material evidence in every court, including the court of public opinion.

It is currently a felony to be a somomite when employed as a soldier by the US govt, due to risk of blackmail for espionage. Same laws should apply to all govt employees. Which would put Skull & Bones and Bohemian Grove out of business.

Mos make the best traitors, and the best criminals, because they don't fear prison. To mos, prison is like a free vacation on a tropical island with Playboy Playmates. Almost like mos designed and run the prison-industrial complex...

I do NOT support forced chemical sexchange via the food and water supply, by phyto-estrogens in soy and plastic bottles.

I do NOT support pedophile rape and serial killings by sodomites and lesbians. Not even when they live in the White House.

You're just going to have to teach yourself how to google, and how to have a sense of humor.

Quote:
"If you have it you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you? You can share it, sure, you can even stockpile it if you like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it. The point is, if you never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know."
-Bruce Cambell, Old Spice (Burn Notice)

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