Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Just a quick walk back to the ship. Continuation of Dinner.


Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, just writing for fun.

Here's a little something before I take off for school, I have to leave or I will not study!! This kinda popped out really quick. We'll get back to Simon, Kaylee and the Fryes next installment. Hope you like it and please comment!!!!


"What the hell just happened?" "Mal, maybe we should deal with the situation in front of us." Inara was holding River under her arms and steering her down the road towards the ship. "Like you both being in love with each other?" Simultaneously Mal and Inara both exclaimed, "Quiet River!" This sent River over the edge, she just dissolved into a fit of giggles. “How the hell did she get drunk?” “Lets just get her back to Serenity. I’ll keep her in my shuttle tonight.” “Gorram it, give her to me.” Inara handed River over to Mal and he swung her up, carrying her back to the ship, laughing the whole way. Jayne and Zoe hung back, Zoe was still trying to control herself, but the laughter kept busting out. Jayne finished his drumstick and threw it on the ground, with a little bit of resentment. "They better bring back pie." Zoe shot him the -Are you kidding me ?-look, but then succumbed to the ridiculous nature of Jayne's brain and shook her head. They followed River's laughter all the way back to the ship.


As Mal laid River on Inara's bed, she curled into a little ball, still shaking with amusement. "River! This is no longer funny." "You, young lady, are goin' ta have a lot of explainin' ta do in the mornin'." "Every one knows everything now, not much more to explain," River went into another torrent of laughter. Again, both Mal and Inara told her, "Quiet River!" Mal ran a hand through his hair. Inara sat on the bed next to River and rubbed her eyes. The night had been going so well. “Mal, let me get her to sleep. We will sort this out later.” Mal looked to Inara and then left the shuttle. “What a mess,” Inara muttered to herself. At that moment, River leaned over the side of the bed and began to vomit.


Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:09 PM


So much for getting my hopes up... come on, I need to see more of Simon, Kaylee and her parents dealing with the revelation!! Evil!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:10 PM


Ha, ha, oh that River.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:48 PM


Drunken River is much more fun that Nutjob River. I vote we keep her intoxicated 24/7.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 1:57 PM


I loved this quick thought, can't wait for more!

and for some reason, ManicGiraffe, 'Nutjob River' made me laugh the water I was drinking right out of my nose!

"They better bring back pie." made my day:)

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 4:20 PM


Hey, I want pie too! That and longer gorram chapters, *dong ma*? Very good, just have to adore River. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 5:22 PM


I agree with ManicGiraffe, drunk River is much more fun than crazy River. I hear a spinoff series calling, lol.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:20 PM


I am glad every one loves drunk River. I based her off my drunken weekend. Now that my final is over(I got an A on my research paper and presentation-I am now officially the Queen of B.S., am waiting for my crown and sash!) the installments will be posted faster, if I have inspiration! Thanks to every one who comments and hope to post soon!!!!!!:):):)

Tuesday, December 13, 2005 6:28 PM


Oh, and who ever wants to write the Drunken River Saga, I'd love to read it!(hint, hint MG)

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:30 AM




Saturday, December 17, 2005 11:34 AM


"Quiet River!"


p.s. congrats on the A *crowns leighkohl*

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 2:39 AM


Mmmmmmm pie! Everyone likes pie.... and drunken River!

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:29 AM


Drunk river is just too hilarious! I love it!

Saturday, May 13, 2006 5:11 AM


Woo drunken River

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:08 AM


Tried to post this yesterday, but the site went all bendy:

If no one else wants to, I'd write some drunken River stories. I have more than enough experiences to go on. :)

Double and triple yay for drunken River, finally she is getting to have some fun.

I wonder what a psychic with a hangover is going to be like.


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Runaway Part 5
Charlotte recieves some news that may shake things up for Mal and Co. Best to read from beginning. S/K, M/I.

Runaway Part 4
Charlotte and River reconnect. Continuation of Runaway: Teaser-Part3. Best to read from beginnig or this will not make sense! S/K, M/I

Runaway Part 3
Some of the crew have different reactions to the Tam's cousin being on board. S/K, M/I.

Runaway Part 2
There's a new passenger on Serenity, but she may be more trouble than she's worth.

Runaway Part 1
Mal and Simon bump into someone from Simon's past while on the run.

A job goes south, security is hot on Mal and Simon's heels and then, of course, things get even more complicated.

Kaylee fawns over injured Simon and then Jayne says something usual! Continuation of Wrong. S/K

Kaylee fixes up Simon after their fall, Mal and Inara have words. S/K, M/I. Continuation of Threesome, Proposition, and Cuddle.

Kaylee wakes up in Simon's arms, but of course, nothing ever goes right on Serenity! S/K

Simon helps Kaylee to her bunk after a night of drinkning. Continuation of Threesome.