Photo Captions for John Kerry by Connorflynn

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Photo Captions for John Kerry

POSTED BY: CONNORFLYNN
UPDATED: Wednesday, October 27, 2004 04:07
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004 4:07 AM

I took this from Glenn Becks site..it's pretty funny. You need to click on the link to see the picture, since I'm too much of a dumbass to figure out how to post it. He's conservative, but it's funny all the same..

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/10262004.shtml

Here are some of the captions..

"I was born four months ago... in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan!"
"I'M WHAT'S FOR DINNER IF THE EVIL REPUBLICANS WIN!"
"Fresh Stem Cells. Federal $$$ Available. Ask Me How."
"I will be able to walk when John Kerry is President."
"Hi my name is John Edwards, I wanna be you Vice-President."
"Mmmm...Ushi is great with wasabi!"
"If you think I will look cute in a Islamic Head Dress Vote for Kerry"
"Could somebody please carry me to the Bush rally!"
"George Bush has a secret plan to put me to work for Halliburton in January!"
"My name is William Jefferson Lewinski, and I'm reporting for duty!"
"I'd feel safer in the arms of Michael Jackson!"
"This guy is clutching me... in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan!"
"When I learn to run please don't shoot me in the back!"
"Lynn Cheney can't make one of these! Did I mention she was a LESBIAN!?"
"NO WAR FOR BABY OIL!"
"I, like Teresa, am African American."
"HELP! He’s already reaching for my wallet!"
"If I pee on John Kerry he'll get his fourth purple heart"
“Christopher Reeve could have walked again if only President Bush would’ve let us kill this baby.”
"Can I get me a huntin' license here?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"I bet he'll be a bigger crybaby than me come November 3rd!"

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