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Originally posted by Hero:
Mine's better and not at all inspired by the Hero of Canton...


The Ballad of Ron Paul

Paul, the man they call Paul

He prints his own money
to give to the poor
Told us he voted
but not for the war
Our love for him now
only a psychiatrist could explain
The hero of Crazytalkers
The man they call Ron Paul

Our Ron saw the Trade Centers a fallin
He saw the Bushies intent
And though he didn't have any real evidence
He embraced conspiracies that made no sense
So he said "you can't do that to my people"
He said "you can't send our boys to war"
So Ron strapped on his hat
And in 5 seconds flat
Lost all credibility on the House floor

He prints his own money
to give to the poor
Told us he voted
but not for the war
Our love for him now
only a psychiatrist could explain
The hero of Crazytalkers
The man they call Ron Paul


Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Ron
He's runnin for Prez
And folk don't really listen to what he sez
He drops in the polls
He makes an idiot of himself in debates
The man they called Ron
He's already gone
Cause he can't win any states

He prints his own money
to give to the poor
Told us he voted
but not for the war
Our love for him now
only a psychiatrist could explain
The hero of Crazytalkers
The man they call Ron Paul

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