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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 may kill you

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Friday, November 25, 2011 2:40 AM

WHOZIT


http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/11/23/intense-twilight-scene-trigg
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Unless you think that it's really so awful you may run out of the theater and kill yourself.


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Friday, November 25, 2011 4:10 AM

BUP

No more running. I aim to misbehave.


Like I said, books were good read. I don't need to see the movie.

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Friday, November 25, 2011 6:19 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Bup:
Like I said, books were good read. I don't need to see the movie.


Plus the flick might kill you

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Friday, November 25, 2011 6:23 AM

TWO

The Joss Whedon script for Serenity, where Wash lives, is Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/folder/1uwh75oa407q8/Firefly


Brandon Gephart suddenly began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene while watching Twilight with girlfriend Kelly. Kelly said Brandon has fulfilled his duty as a boyfriend and won’t need to see any more Twilight movies with her.

I wish I had the courage of Brandon to throw myself on floor of the theater and roll around in the popcorn and spilled drinks. I had to watch Twilight all the way to end.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two

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Friday, November 25, 2011 9:04 AM

SHINYGOODGUY


Really!?

Twilight caused a seizure, next you'll be saying that Michelle Bachmann will win the election in 2012, or that Obama caused the economic crisis or worse still; that there will be no new Firefly episodes...........:)


Whatever happened to good old fashion fun?


SGG

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Friday, November 25, 2011 9:12 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by SHINYGOODGUY:
Really!?

Twilight caused a seizure, next you'll be saying that Michelle Bachmann will win the election in 2012, or that Obama caused the economic crisis or worse still; that there will be no new Firefly episodes...........:)


Whatever happened to good old fashion fun?


SGG



FUN!? This flick may kill you! As Jayne said...where's the fun in that?

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Friday, November 25, 2011 2:32 PM

SHINYGOODGUY


I remember a rumor going around about The Excorcist. The story was that pregnant women would miscarry immediately after seeing the movie. Now, would you compare Breaking Dawn to The Excorcist.......I think not.

It is nothing more than a publicity stunt. Not that the film is in need of any more publicity. What did it rake in, $140 million on a non holiday weekend. Still though, it makes for good buzz. Just think if Universal would have thought of that for Serenity, we'd be watching the sequel right now. Maybe next time.


SGG

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Friday, November 25, 2011 2:41 PM

SHINYGOODGUY


Ok, actually watched the news video. It's a rare disorder found in a handful of people with a specific type of epilepsy. So don't go see it, because it may kill you.


There I said it. Hmmmmm, the world didn't end. Phhheewwwwwwww!


SGG

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Saturday, November 26, 2011 3:11 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by two:
Brandon Gephart suddenly began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene while watching Twilight with girlfriend Kelly. Kelly said Brandon has fulfilled his duty as a boyfriend and won’t need to see any more Twilight movies with her.

I wish I had the courage of Brandon to throw myself on floor of the theater and roll around in the popcorn and spilled drinks. I had to watch Twilight all the way to end.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two





Wife and I watched the first "Twilight" movie on FX a couple weeks ago, and we were just laughing our asses off at how really bad and cheesy it is. I'm amazed they're still able to sucker people in to see this dreck.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Saturday, November 26, 2011 3:33 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Originally posted by two:
Brandon Gephart suddenly began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene while watching Twilight with girlfriend Kelly. Kelly said Brandon has fulfilled his duty as a boyfriend and won’t need to see any more Twilight movies with her.

I wish I had the courage of Brandon to throw myself on floor of the theater and roll around in the popcorn and spilled drinks. I had to watch Twilight all the way to end.

The Joss Whedon script for "Serenity," where Wash lives, is
Serenity-190pages.pdf at www.mediafire.com/two





Wife and I watched the first "Twilight" movie on FX a couple weeks ago, and we were just laughing our asses off at how really bad and cheesy it is. I'm amazed they're still able to sucker people in to see this dreck.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill



The curse of the "Twilight" series, they suck and may kill you.

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