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Who's Got the Biggest Boobs?

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 1:35 PM

SUCCATASH


So, I was talking to Maniac on the phone, and for some reason Maniac pointed out that Kaylee's boobs are bigger than Inara's. And I said, "Really, you think they are bigger?" and he said,

"Yeah, Kaylee has the biggest boobs of them all."

And I said, "What about Zoe? She's got a rack!"

But Maniac said, "No, Kaylee's boobs are bigger than Zoe's."

I'm not so sure if Maniac is correct. Does anyone else have an opinion on this important topic?

EDIT: Take the poll!
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html



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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 4:30 PM

NOXIOUS


Tough question. My memory is saying Zoe, but I might have to watch the series another thirty times to be sure. Not to mention Zoe's outfits tended to be more form fitting than Kaylee's mechanics clothes. I think watching Shindig might be in order.

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What you do
When it counts
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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 4:37 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I would like to point out that while this phone conversation did take place, it was Tash who asked me my opinion on whose boobs were bigger, not me who offered my opinion for no apparent reason.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 4:44 PM

SUCCATASH



When you were drunk, you voted at this link!
www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 5:02 PM

MANIACNUMBERONE


I don't remember that.
but anyway, this is the worst thread ever.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 5:17 PM

SUCCATASH


I agree, this thread is immature and inappropriate. If Joss Whedon picks today to visit FFF and he reads this thread I will be very embarrassed and apologetic to all Browncoats.

But the question has been raised. We must find an answer so we can put this thread behind us and move on.


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Wednesday, November 12, 2003 8:43 PM

GOATUS


rofl.

i was gonna say something.. but i got half way through typing it and had the thought "wtf am i doing?" haha. ask someone that worked in the wardrobe department or something.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 4:57 AM

SPACEANGLER


Wait a minute... did he say he'd rather have sex with Kaylee than Inara?

EDIT: Never mind. I just read the "Questions about Inara" thread and I can see you obviously hate her, Tash.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:31 AM

SUCCATASH



Hey now, I don't hate Inara. I never said that, Geeesh!

I think Inara's CONFUSED and unfair to Mal, but that is besides the point.

Yes, I'd rather have sex with Kaylee. She's more my type.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 5:36 AM

SPACEANGLER


No one's mentioned River.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003 6:42 AM

ZEKE023


Dudes - Jewel Staite's mom is a member of this site and reads these posts.


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Thursday, November 13, 2003 7:03 AM

SUCCATASH


Nobody is talking about Jewel Staite, just a fictional tv character named Kaylee.


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Thursday, November 13, 2003 7:17 AM

KAYTHRYN


I vote Book.

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Friday, November 14, 2003 7:18 AM

ZEKE023


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:
Nobody is talking about Jewel Staite, just a fictional tv character named Kaylee.




who happens to have the exact same size and shape breasts as Jewe; Staite?

lol


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Friday, November 14, 2003 8:11 PM

GOATUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Kaythryn:
I vote Book.



rofl

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 5:42 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave


Well, at least we got this elephant out of the room, didn't we? This can't be the first time the question's been asked - just the first time here is all.

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 12:54 PM

KESSIE


*sees that this thread is still going on, laughs and winks at Succatash and strolls away*

They say it’s the last song
They don’t know us, you see
Its only the last song
If we let it be

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 6:06 PM

NOXIOUS


Using this as an excuse to watch a few of the shows again, I still think that of the crew it's Zoe. After watching Trash again, I think the winner is Saffron/Bridget/Yolanda.

My wife refused to give an answer. Saying something like "I'd have to watch them again" then stuck around just long enough to watch Mal walk onto Serenity nude before leaving the room.

You are
What you do
When it counts
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Saturday, November 15, 2003 6:12 PM

JK


Sorry all, but it's so Kaylee. The fact that I don't even have to watch some eps again to refresh my memory just adds to my case. Kaylee is not only the heftiest, but also the more desirable. With all due respect to character and actress, of course.

JK

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Saturday, November 15, 2003 6:16 PM

TRAGICSTORY


Weren't Morena and Jewel models? If so they should have a model page (I forgot the real term)floating around and that should have their figures on it.

Now just guessing I would have to guess Zoe or Saffron (I am sticking to characters, not people)

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Monday, November 17, 2003 5:33 PM

JRC


Not that I'm really interested (ahem) or anything, (cough, cough), but, (whistles) what is the name of the (nervously shifts on chair) actress who plays Saffron (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?

Talk peace but, carry a BIG stick.

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Saturday, December 20, 2003 8:23 PM

KYOBONITSUKI


Christina Hendricks is the actress who plays Saffron et al.

It was the concensus here that all the women in firefly were rather ample. but that kaylee despite her charm was the least "statuesque." there was some speculation as to how saffron managed to keep from toppling over.

i think our vote would be to her.

cheers

matt

p.s. let it be known that i for one, greatly enjoy the character of kaylee - even tho polls show that most of you don't!

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 2:18 AM

CALHOUN


Anyhows, size doesnt matter, its what they do with them that counts!

muah ah ah :)

Saffron has the biggest and is a full on hornbag to boot.

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 1:00 PM

SUINEGAGPF


Who's got the biggest boobs?

Why FOX of course. You'd have to be a really big boob not to give a show like Firefly a chance.

-Dave

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 4:08 PM

FLYINFREE


Quote:

Originally posted by suinegagpf:
Who's got the biggest boobs?

Why FOX of course. You'd have to be a really big boob not to give a show like Firefly a chance.

-Dave



There you have it! The final answer! This cannot be argued!

"Well, we're still flyin'."
"That's not much."
"It's enough." Malcolm Reynolds and Simon Tam - Serenity

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Sunday, December 21, 2003 4:21 PM

MOOSE



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Monday, December 22, 2003 9:47 AM

BUCKTHORN


I have to say that Saffron was pretty well-built. Having contributed to that portion of the thread, I would say that Summer Glau, at least for me, was the yummiest of them all. Although in the scene with the cows in the cargo hold in "Shindig", Morena was especially adorable. And yes, yes, Jewel is wonderful. It's all about facial expressions for me.

*sigh* So confusing. So I'll conclude with my vote for Summer as the adorablestest, with Jewel a close second. Photo finish.

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Monday, December 22, 2003 10:01 AM

HUMBLE


prefer more of a j-lo type of lady, heavy in the caboose.

i'll be in my bunk!

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Monday, December 22, 2003 10:16 AM

MELEE


Now the real question is... which Browncoat has the... I'm not even going to complete the question... Bad naughty mind! No biscuit! I can't take it anywhere, really...

Kaylee's got the best figure anyways! Slighty Chubby Women unite! Woohoo!

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Wednesday, December 24, 2003 9:44 PM

URIAH


Top crew boobage?....Kaylee
Most desireable for purely carnal reasons?..Inara
Most likely to keep me enraptured for the rest of my life?....Kaylee again
Any woman that knows as much or more than me in in the engine department....I'm just putty in her hands.

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Monday, December 29, 2003 11:40 AM

GALMASTAN


Who cares!? All four are attractive, smart, and quite yummy in their own ways.

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Monday, December 29, 2003 4:22 PM

THOREAU


I couldn't say without watching again and looking just for that, which would be difficult because I get so wrapped up in these stories and characters, so I just asked the wife. I've come to trust her observations completely. She assures me that Zoe, indeed, has the most toppage.

t

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003 7:37 PM

DITHER


Sorry to bump this back up, but Serenity had the biggest boobs. They were on the bridge and were mentioned in one of the commentaries. (By Joss I think)

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003 8:08 PM

JASONZZZ



Wonder if it helps with Navigation any?

Quote:

Originally posted by Dither:
Sorry to bump this back up, but Serenity had the biggest boobs. They were on the bridge and were mentioned in one of the commentaries. (By Joss I think)

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."


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Tuesday, December 30, 2003 8:20 PM

SUCCATASH



Okay, I put a poll on my Firefly page.

Who's got the biggest boobs?
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html


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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 12:26 AM

BOOMERGOODHEART


As I'm quite new here (why, I just registered) and found this thread, I'll have to continue the damn thing and go with Saffron. Now, I know you guys were talking crew, but come on! The woman was most distracting while watching her eps. I hope she doesn't run much, as it seems she'd give herself a black eye.

For the record, I am a woman. My husband is a boob man so purely by osmosis I've become quite educated in that department. Damn him.

Here's hoping a movie's on the way...

BoomerGoodheart

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 12:33 AM

AKFIREFLY


Um...I believe the biggest gazoongas belong to Saffron. Anyone know (for a fact) if those babies are real?

But if you're talking about the main cast, I believe Gina Torres has the title.

How about littlest titties? Summer Glau right? Or Alan Tudyk.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 3:36 AM

HKCAVALIER


Saffron by a mile (or two). Since becoming aware of this thread I have noticed that young Kaylee does seem a bit more ample up top than the other women in the crew (I'm pretty sure that underneath her push-up leather armor Zoe is at least slightly more modest than Kaylee). And since we're on the subject, I must take issue with the poster who described her as "slightly chubby" (or some such): be not deceived, Kaylee is a skinny little thing, not tv skinny (read unwell) but in real human terms she is just a slip of a girl. I'm just saying.

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:39 AM

JASONZZZ


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

Okay, I put a poll on my Firefly page.

Who's got the biggest boobs?
http://www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html




That's quite the nice welcome on your page.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:47 AM

JAYNE'SJOJO


HKCavalier is right, right and right:

1. Saffron...maybe the biggest on the entire Fox network, especially in the opening of "Trash" in that peasant shirt...I'm a hetrosexual woman and I found those things distracting

2. I don't think Zoe is as "big" as the leather would suggest

3. Kaylee is NOT chubby, she just has a certain face shape that makes her look curvier than she is. Didn't she say in the DVD that she was told to gain 20lbs for this role?...f that's Jewel with an extra 20lbs, you KNOW she's thin.

Anyway, I'm going with Saffron. Hands down. Happy New Year.


JoJo

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 7:11 AM

SUCCATASH



Well, a few people have voted, and the results are about even.

You can vote here:
www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html


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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 7:45 AM

HKCAVALIER


little tangent inspired by JoJo:

Why is it that a round face is shorthand for chubby? Anyone see "Circle of Friends" a few years back? Minnie Driver plays "the fat girl" in that with no greater credencials than her rosey cheeks. And there was this movie just came out called "Love, Actually" and Hugh Grawnt's love interest was described as "chubby" or something several times and she absolutely wasn't. She was busty and had a round face! No wonder so many actresses starve themselves for us. It's disgusting. Marrilyn Monroe was a size 16, people!

End of rant. Thank you.

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 3:04 PM

SUCCATASH


Good point about society. And how come women have to wear makeup?

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Friday, January 2, 2004 3:18 PM

SUCCATASH


I'm really surprised by the results so far. I thought Zoe would dominate.


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Friday, January 2, 2004 4:21 PM

SUCCATASH



Zoe is clearly the winner here, but she is totally losing in the poll. How is this possible?

This goes to show that Boobs exist beyond the laws of Science.




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Monday, January 5, 2004 7:43 PM

SUCCATASH


Latest Results:

Vote Here: www.strangefinger.com/firefly.html


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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 9:05 AM

MINORCHORD18


hehe not that i care or anything ...

but personally boob size doesn't matter as long as they are not unporportioned on the body they occupy... what matters is how cute they are

and thats clearly Jewel :p

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 9:19 AM

ASTRIANA


Quote:

Originally posted by Succatash:

Zoe is clearly the winner here, but she is totally losing in the poll. How is this possible?



Perhaps because it's turning into an opinion poll, and most people are voting their faves.

Me, I gotta say Zoe's got the best assets.

~A~

...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 11:38 AM

LADYJAYNE


Duh, I do.

No, I'm not sending you pics.

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