Who's the last one to post on this thread? by ItsaWash

What did Lee say to Grant at Appomattox Court House?

De feet are killing me.:biggrin:

I aim to have black humor Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:08 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:22 AM

DANCINGNEKO

*runs and huggles the cute little lion cub*

awww...so cute.

....for they're always on our mind...

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:38 AM

Ming The Merciless enters the thread.

I control absolutely the movement of this planet.

Will Traveler stop Ming?:bash:Take that Ming.

Will Ming conquer Earth?

Will Milwaukee Brewers baseball team ever have a winning season again?

Watch the next exciting adventures of "Traveler Space Ranger" to see learn the answers to these thrilling questions. Well at least the first two anyway.

Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:57 AM

Ewww. Sinatra.

I prefer any of the other Rat Pack members especially Dean or Sammy.

Awww, the little Kenya lion!

Lasties!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em" "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:42 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:42 PM

If Sinatra is not your cup of tea, I hope you like song RMMC.

Hey that rhymes.

Blue moon, You saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own.

Blue moon, You knew just what I was there for You heard me saying a prayer for Somebody I really could care for.

And then there suddenly appeared before me, The only one my arms will ever hold I heard somebody whisper, "Please adore me." And when I looked, The moon turned to gold

Blue moon, Now I'm no longer alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own.

Sung by: Billy Holiday Written by: Richard Rogers / Lorenz Hart

Hope that make up for Sinatra Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 1:54 PM

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.

He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says okay, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses.

He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 2:05 PM

ENGINEANGEL

oooOOOooo, penguin is my new bestest friend for making me my big big sign!!!!!!!! :biggrin:

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 2:15 PM

I don't have the will power to stop coming to this thread.

Penguin that was great. One of your funniest yet. Which is saying a lot.

You make me laugh so load I know I will be kicked out of my apartment for making to much noise.

I aim to laugh Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 2:32 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 4:41 PM

Thanks, Traveler! Much better. :smile:

And here's something for the lighter side of life:

♪We're off on the road to Morocco This camel is tough on the spine (hit me with a band-aid, Dad) Where they're goin', why we're goin', how can we be sure I'll lay you eight to five that we'll meet Dorothy Lamour (yeah, get in line)

Off on the road to Morocco Hang on till the end of the line (I like your jockey. Quiet) I hear this country's where they do the dance of the seven veils We'd tell you more (uh-ah) but we would have the censor on our tails (good boy)

We certainly do get around Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound

We're off on the road to Morocco Well look out, well clear the way, 'cause here we come Stand by for a concussion The men eat fire, sleep on nails and saw their wives in half It seems to me there should be easier ways to get a laugh (shall I slip on my big shoes?)

Off on the road to Morocco Hooray! Well blow a horn, everybody duck Yeah. it's a green light, come on boys

We may run into vilains but we're not afraid to roam Because we read the story and we end up safe at home (yeah) Certainly do get around Like Webster's Dictionary we're Morocco bound

We certainly do get around Like a complete set of Shakespeare that you get in the corner drugstore for a dollar ninety-eight We're Morocco bound

Or, like a volume of Omar Khayyam that you buy in the department store at Christmas time for your cousin Julia We're Morocco bound (we could be arrested)♪

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 5:12 PM

Thank yo RMMC. Did someone tell you I was a Bob Hope fan, because I just got done discussing him in improbabales. And you included a picture. That was great.

Can't help it. He was one of the greats.

Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 5:34 PM

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Originally posted by traveler: Thank yo RMMC. Did someone tell you I was a Bob Hope fan, because I just got done discussing him in improbabales. And you included a picture. That was great.

Nope, no one told me. I'm just rather fond of him myself. :smile:

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Originally posted by traveler: Can't help it. He was one of the greats.

No argument here.

♪ Thanks for the memory: Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet, Our wond'rous week in Martinique and Vegas and roulette. How lucky I was.

And thanks for the memory: Of summers by the sea, dawn in Waikiki. We had a pad in London but we didn't stop for tea; How cozy it was.

Now since our breakup I wake up Alone on a gray morning-after. I long for the sound of your laughter, And then I see the laugh's on me.

But, thanks for the memory: Of every touch a thrill. I've been through the mill. I've lived a lot and learned a lot, you loved me not and still; I miss you so much.

Thanks for the memory: Of how we used to jog even in a fog, That barbecue in Malibu, away from all the smog - How rainy it was.

Thanks for the memory: Of letters I destroyed, books that we enjoyed, Tonight the way things look, I need a book by Sigmund Freud - How brainy he was.

Gone are those evenings on Broadway. Together we'd go to a great show. But now I begin with the Late Show, And wish that you were watching, too.

I know it's a fallacy: That grown men never cry, baby, that's a lie. We had our bed of roses, but forgot that roses die. And thank you so much. ♪

Nice piccy you posted as well. :smile:

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 5:40 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Huh? Wha? Is it morning? Is everyone singing? i don't have the energy to sing...

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude!

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:18 PM

Hi PR!

It's a bit after midnight where I am, so I'm still up and bouncing from Saturday.

I got just the thing for ya:

Enjoy!

♪Take my love, Take my land Take me where I cannot stand, I don't care I'm still free You can't take the sky from me.♪

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:19 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Who's Bob Hope?

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:23 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Thanks, RMMC, but coffee never worked for me. Don't suppose you have a bottle of Bawls or other guarana-rich beverage? I would have picked one up on my way to work, but I, you know, slept in. Didn't have extra time to be stopping anywhere.

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:28 PM

As it happens, PR, I do.

Will it do? :smile:

SSJ---tell me it ain't so. You don't know who Bob Hope was? You're not just funnin' me, right?

edit:In case you're serious: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001362/

Dang I'm old!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:37 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

That looks mighty fine, RMMC :biggrin:

*wonders if people would be nice enough to not call for about twenty minutes so she could go get the real thing*

Probably not. Just have to settle for a pretty picture.

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:41 PM

Who is Bob Hope!

I hope that is a joke cause I'm bleeding from bitting my lip.

Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 6:52 PM

Sorry ya gotta do without. :crap:

Maybe something scary to get the adrenalin running:

No?

how about...You have to watch 5 hours of Barney today!

:evil:

edit Hey Traveler. I hope he's joking, too. 'Cause I just don't get it otherwise.

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 7:33 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I don't know Bob, or what he's hoping for, but Mark's hoping for a second season of Firefly.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 7:37 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

This little penguin wants to be last

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 7:46 PM

He'll have to learn to live with disappointment. :wink:

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:03 PM

Hello 6ixstringJack:

You just took me by surprize. Never thought any would not know Bob Hope. Just google him if you would learn about him. One of the nicest guys around.

Besides being a great comedian he visited our soldiers in every war from World War II through Desert Storm. He tried to reach ever soldier he could to put on a show for them to give them a taste of home and let them know the people back home had not forgotten them. This was a major effort during WWII because we were spread out all over the map. So he clocked a lot of miles with several other people who volunteered there time to entertain our troops.

That is probably the main thing he is famous for. But he also made several movies that are well known.

You may find some you like. They all mainly comedies. His most famous are films with Bing Crosby about a couple of hucksters trying to make it big from Bali to Utopia.

Traveler

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:24 PM

DANCINGNEKO

awww...*ruffles penguinchick's fuzz* so cute!

RMMC: Huh? didja say somethin'? :biggrin:

-- ...Oh there's sober men a plenty and drunkards barely twenty there are men of over ninety that have never yet kissed a girl but give me a ramblin' rover fae' Oakney down to Dover we will roam the country over and together we'll face the world....

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:28 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Thank you for your response. I was just kidding. I know who Bob hope is, although I'm probably the last generation who will know of him aside from theatre buffs and people who regularly watch Buster Keaton make potatos dance with forks.

I really don't know much about him myself, but I was vaguly aware of his war efforts, as I always associated him with the USO comedy shows. Sounds like a great guy. My grandparents always talked about him...

I'm starting to watch some older flicks and I find some of them quite enjoyable. I really liked "12 Angry Men" and "From Here to Eternity" and I really get a kick out of knowing that the way that media manipulates people's thoughts and emotions is not something that is exclusive to my generation and has probably been going on since the invention of the written word.

Got any good Bobby Hope flicks for me to take a gander at?

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:29 PM

Yeah, I was mis-quoting 'The Princess Bride," why?

Good Bob Hope Flicks?

All of the 'Road" pics: Road to Rio, Road to Morocco, Road to Zanzabar, Road to Singapore, Road to Hong Kong & Road to Utopia. He also did a few good pics with Lucille Ball: Fancy Pants & Sorrowful Jones. Also The Paleface and Son of Paleface are hy-larious.

Go check out the IMDB link I posted above. :)

******** RMMC "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake". -- Bob Hope

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:46 PM

6ixStringJack

One I watch often is "The Lemon Drop Kid". A twobit con man who gets in over his head with a gangster. Bob uses every schtick in the book in this movie. But there are so many. "My Favorite Brunette" with Dorthy Lamour. Okay you don't know who Dorothy Lamour is.:bash: Google her.

Traveler

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 12:19 AM

PURPLEPEBBLE

Throws hat into ring!

Hang on thats my best hat.

*Scambles in mud to get said hat back.

~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~ "Why did you leave?".... "Why didn't you ask me not too?"

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 4:17 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*runs away with hat*

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 4:43 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 6:34 AM

PURPLEPEBBLE

NO! give me that back! :biggrin:

*Chases PR around the cargo bay, and up the stairs.

MY hat! :naughty:

~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~x~ "Why did you leave?".... "Why didn't you ask me not too?"

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 6:57 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 7:13 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*runs madly with hat* Gangway!

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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow in sunlight. - Gautama Siddharta

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 8:36 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 8:48 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Yay! Pirates!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost. Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 10:48 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 10:59 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

(I wish I could do that with my eyebrow.)

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 11:28 AM

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 3:36 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Yay! It's Pen Pen, the fridge penguin! :biggrin:

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost. Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 3:52 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 3:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna: Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Yay! It's Pen Pen, the fridge penguin! :biggrin:

We're saved!

******** RMMC "Those grenades?" "Captain don't want 'em." "Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 5:05 PM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

You find some pretty funny stuff if you search photobucket for penguin :biggrin:

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 6:50 PM

DANCINGNEKO

yeah, well...only have that 'cause you told me to PR...

--- ...if you're bent with arthritis...

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Sunday, October 01, 2006 7:08 PM