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The Best Lines

POSTED BY: ZZETTA13
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 22:10
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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:31 AM

Hello browncoats

After a viewing of "Our Mrs Renyolds" last night it kinda hit me again. This show has such incredible dialog. I decided to put down some of the best lines. If you think there are some I missed feel free to add to the list. Or if you would like to add your list of one of the other eps, well that would be great too.

Remember the beginning post here is only from OMR. So any great lines from any other eps or the BDM are not represented in this one.

lines by Mal:
1) You don't stand for that sort of thing.Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.

2)Good bible.

3)Is there blubber?

4)Ohhh..,I'm going to go to the special hell.

5) Well isn't that something. I knew you let her kiss you.

lines by Jayne:
1) All I got was that dumb ass stick sounds like its rainin.

2)Thats why I don't kiss em on the mouth.

lines by Book:
1) Your going to burn in a special level of hell. A place reserved for child molesters and ppl that talk at the theater.

2) Special hell!

Wash lines:
1) Isn't that QUAINT.

2) QUAINT!

lines by Inara:
1) I wish you hundereds of fat children.

2) I guess we've lied enough.

3) I only fell is all!

not listed are saffrins lines which in total are 80% recordable as really fun lines. Just ain't got enough room here.Kaylee has some good ones and Zoe too. River and simon are almost nonexistent in this eps.

To top off my list of great,fun or lines that make me smile or just plain laugh is one by my wife. " Men are so damn easy."

have a nice day, Z,

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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:58 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT

"I didn't kill you."
"Just put us in a place for others to kill us."

Whedon and Minear are such fantastic writers, deep, rich dialog with so much to sink your teeth into. Why can't others pay attention and write this good a dialog?

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Monday, May 8, 2006 10:03 AM

RAVENHAIR

Wash: Some people juggle geese!

*****
Mal:We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 10:52 AM

RMMC

Mal:
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

"Besides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole... airflow."

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

Zoe:
"Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again?"

Just my few credits worth.

****
RMMC

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Monday, May 8, 2006 10:59 AM

KEYOKE

The best written episode isn't actually written by Whedon, it's written by some guy who didn't write another episode at all.

Im talking of "Safe" of course.

Just the whole cows-sky/river-sky bit is genius.

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"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on"

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Monday, May 8, 2006 1:39 PM

ZZETTA13

Hiya guys and ladies,

Freebrowncoat,Yep like I said saffrin had some really good lines. Fact, so many of her's were good I just couldn't get them all.

Ravenhair, Washs "Some ppl juggle geese." is really cool. I also liked "Good Myth." from him and from Zoey " My man would never fall for that (insert chinese here)."

RMMC, when I decided watch the OMR and post this thread about the eps cool and cleaver lines the opening scene almost had me stop in my tracks. Heck all the dialog coming fron our BDH and the township thieves just about had me thinking that I would have to include all the dialog from the whole gorram eps.
Jayne " Ya see I married me a powerful ugly creature."---" If I could make you prettier I would."

Keyoke, SAFE is a very good eps too and where we get one of the most quoted lines, Mal" What does that make us?" Zoey " Big Damn Heroes sir!"

Z

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Monday, May 8, 2006 2:33 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

My better half is still not a Browncoat, despite my best efforts, but when Mal said, "Honey, I'm home!" he burst out laughing and couldn't stop.

I haven't let him forget it, either.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:10 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
My better half is still not a Browncoat, despite my best efforts, but when Mal said, "Honey, I'm home!" he burst out laughing and couldn't stop.

I haven't let him forget it, either.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

Oh that's great! It was quite the delivery, I must say. Cracked me up, too.
Can't think of any "best" lines right now because they're all so good.

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One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.

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