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Robot programmed to fall in love with a girl goes too far

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Thursday, August 8, 2013 4:34 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




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Researchers at Toshiba’s Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions.

At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love. Now, however, they fear that his programming has taken an extreme turn for the worst.

“Initially, we were thrilled to see a bit of our soul come alive in this so called ‘machine,’” said Dr. Akito Takahashi, the principal investigator on the project. “This was really the final step for us in one of the fundamentals of the singularity.”

Kenji was part of an experiment involving several robots loaded with custom software designed to let them react emotionally to external stimuli. After some limited environmental conditioning, Kenji first demonstrated love by bonding with a a stuffed doll in his enclosure, which he would embrace for hours at a time. He would then make simple, but insistent, inquiries about the doll if it were out of sight. Researchers attributed this behavior to his programmed qualities of devotion and empathy and called the experiment a success.

What they didn’t count on were the effects of several months of self-iteration within the complex machine-learning code which gave Kenji his initial tenderness. As of last week, Kenji’s love for the doll, and indeed anybody he sets his ‘eyes’ on, is so intense that Dr. Takahashi and his team now fear to show him to outsiders.

The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

Kenji began calling the cellphone numbers of female technicians at all hours of the night, then stole a company car and began driving past their houses really fast lol.

“Despite our initial enthusiasm, it has become clear that Kenji’s impulses and behavior are not entirely rational or genuine,” conceded Dr. Takahashi.

Ever since that incident, each time Kenji is re-activated, he instantaneously bonds with the first technician to meet his gaze and rushes to embrace them with his two 100kg hydraulic arms. It doesn’t help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.

Dr. Takahashi admits that they will more than likely have to decommission Kenji permanently, but he’s optimistic about one day succeeding where Kenji failed.

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,” he said.

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Friday, August 9, 2013 4:39 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




My little lady's robot eats batteries for breakfast. A LOT of batteries lol.

The Terminator robots will kill all the men and rape all da womens!






In Firefly the Alliance merged the US flag with the flag of Communist China

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Friday, August 9, 2013 7:43 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


FALSE. (but cute)

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MuckFlash appears to be an early hoax news website; it’s tagline is “Breaking and Broken. Odd, funny news from all over. Source what you can, enjoy the rest.” A typical example of another one of its fairly widely cited, completely made-up stories is ‘Woman Gives Birth to a Block of Cheese’.

But its robot love story might have brought too much heat too quickly— MuckFlash appears to have stopped posting new stories right around February 2009, shortly after the robot love story took off. Its Twitter feed went dead not too much later.

I haven’t had any luck in tracking down the admin of MuckFlash, who appears to have operated the blog out of Utah, so we don’t really know why, exactly, he was inspired to whip up a story about a stalker love-bot named Kenji. I couldn’t find any live email address, and efforts to contact the admin at the Twitter handle proved fruitless.



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Friday, August 9, 2013 8:23 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.


And here I was thinking that with a little tinkering someone could get little rappy laid - hard - by a hard, hard-lovin' machine that will. never. let. him. go.

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