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Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:18 AM

HERO


I saw this on another topic and decided it deserved a home of its own.

Lets start off with non-existant problem number one:

The Porn Shortage: The popular perception of the recently skyrocketing porn price is that there is a porn shortage in global pornography markets. The perceived shortage is generally blamed on the Organization of Adult Entertainment Exporting Countries (OAEEC) for “insufficient” production, or on the internet for increased demand for porn, or on both.

In an effort to alleviate the crisis, President Obama promised to spend $150 billion over the next 10 years developing alternative porn technology such as wind and solar powered cameras, artificial sex devices, and the increased use of illegal aliens in order to cut labor costs.

Private philanthropy groups have gotten involved as well. Porn for Change (P4C), registered as the London Community Pornography Association, is a UK charity established in 2009 to provide support for young disadvantaged people to be able to take part in pornographic events. Programmes include providing porn facilities, training, disabled access to pornography, as well as establishing pornography projects in deprived inner-city areas and providing coaching and practical support for other charities internationally.

As proactive mitigation may no longer be an option, a global depression is predicted, perhaps even initiating a chain reaction of the various feedback mechanisms in the global market that might stimulate a collapse of global industrial civilization, potentially leading to large population declines within a short period. Throughout the first two quarters of 2008, there were signs that a global recession was being made worse by a series of record porn prices.

H




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Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:47 AM

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY


Sock-puppets.

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Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:57 AM

HERO


Number Two:

The Thread Menace:

The recent rapid increase in discussion threads over the past two years has raised concerns that trolls are beginning to overpopulate Fireflyfans.net, and that the site may not be able to sustain present or larger numbers of inhabitants. The population has been growing continuously since the end of the 2004 Presidential Election. Increases in medical technology has led to rapid troll population growth on a worldwide level. This has led to both a increased number of nonsensical postings and threads that often copy or repeat topics raised in other threads. There has also been a substantial increase in the amount of "crazy-talking" whose postings range from paranoid fear of 'the Jews' to bizarre speculation about the birth of the current President. At the present rate trolls will take over and entirely control Fireflyfans.net by the year 2014 and the entire world within the next fifty years. Scientific consensus sees the only possible solution is to have all the normal persons who review and comment on the topics raised on fireflyfans.net to simply admit the Hero is right...on all things. While admitting Hero is right...on all things might be distastful and even painful, it carries the added benfit of making life better for all as well as being the only known cure for the common cold.

H

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Thursday, March 3, 2011 5:01 AM

QUESTIONABLEQUESTIONALITY


I'll start.

Hero is right.

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Thursday, March 3, 2011 11:21 AM

HERO


Quote:

Hero is right.


On all things...

H

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Friday, March 4, 2011 3:30 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...


Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
I saw this on another topic and decided it deserved a home of its own.

Lets start off with non-existant problem number one:

The Porn Shortage: The popular perception of the recently skyrocketing porn price is that there is a porn shortage in global pornography markets. The perceived shortage is generally blamed on the Organization of Adult Entertainment Exporting Countries (OAEEC) for “insufficient” production, or on the internet for increased demand for porn, or on both.

In an effort to alleviate the crisis, President Obama promised to spend $150 billion over the next 10 years developing alternative porn technology such as wind and solar powered cameras, artificial sex devices, and the increased use of illegal aliens in order to cut labor costs.

Private philanthropy groups have gotten involved as well. Porn for Change (P4C), registered as the London Community Pornography Association, is a UK charity established in 2009 to provide support for young disadvantaged people to be able to take part in pornographic events. Programmes include providing porn facilities, training, disabled access to pornography, as well as establishing pornography projects in deprived inner-city areas and providing coaching and practical support for other charities internationally.

As proactive mitigation may no longer be an option, a global depression is predicted, perhaps even initiating a chain reaction of the various feedback mechanisms in the global market that might stimulate a collapse of global industrial civilization, potentially leading to large population declines within a short period. Throughout the first two quarters of 2008, there were signs that a global recession was being made worse by a series of record porn prices.




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Friday, March 4, 2011 10:25 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg


Racism against blacks.

Cue the outrage.

But before you begin... let me give you your race card... play it at any time.



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Friday, March 4, 2011 10:27 AM

AURIVERSTARNEWS


Fuck yeah!

Also,

AIDS. If you have AIDS, just give it to someone else, and you no longer have it. It's like a hot potato. A problem that doesn't exist.


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Friday, March 4, 2011 10:50 AM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by pizmobeach:
Our Ohio tax dollars at work...


I can multi-task. I wrote that post and put a very bad man in jail both on the same day.

It was a good day but then anytime I send someone to jail it just makes the sun shine that much brighter.

H

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Friday, March 4, 2011 11:17 AM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

Originally posted by AURiverStarNews:
Fuck yeah!

Also,

AIDS. If you have AIDS, just give it to someone else, and you no longer have it. It's like a hot potato. A problem that doesn't exist.




Mr. MBeki, so glad to have you aboard.

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Friday, March 4, 2011 8:30 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Racism against whites.


The Muslim Brotherhood.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

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Saturday, March 5, 2011 8:59 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Racism against whites.


The Muslim Brotherhood.




Racism is a problem, for everyone. And it exists against everyone.

The Muslim Brotherhood - Not a problem. Yet.

But they do exist.


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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