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Friday, January 7, 2011 12:51 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Watching the Republicans ALREADY tripping over their own feet. This new congress looks to be a real laugh provider:
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Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick's taking the oath via TV apparently wasn't good enough. He and another congressman had to re-do it Thursday. Fitzpatrick and Texas Republican Congressman Pete Sessions were at a reception for about 500 Fitzpatrick supporters in the Capitol Visitor Center when Speaker of the House John A. Boehner began administering the oath of office over on the House floor.

Seeing the swearing in taking place on TV, Fitzpatrick and Sessions raised their hands to take the oath. A Courier Times photographer's photo of the "long-distance" swearing in and the accompanying story in Thursday's paper created a buzz on Capitol Hill and, by the afternoon, House proceedings ground to a halt because of concerns the two congressmen weren't officially sworn in.

By that point, a half dozen votes had already taken place.

Fitzpatrick and Sessions were sworn in again by Boehner on Thursday about 3 p.m., but it made for an embarrassing first day for Fitzpatrick and the Republicans.
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Congressman Pete Sessions, TX and Congressman Mike Fitzpatrick accept the oath of office surround by 500 Fitzpatrick supporters in the Capitol Visitors Center.

Fitzpatrick spokesman Darren Smith said the congressman had been on the House floor, voted for Boehner as speaker and signed a written oath of office. Because of what Smith called a "very fluid" schedule for the day's events, Fitzpatrick and Sessions left the House floor to go to the reception. "At one point, Mike wanted to go over to see all those people who had traveled down to see the swearing in," Smith said.

Jordan Yeager, solicitor for the Bucks County Democratic Committee, called Fitzpatrick's gaffe "embarrassing." "You have one main responsibility that day - to take the oath of office," said Yeager.

Their "fix" is to officially tag the two as the men who weren't there, through a resolution that will ask the House to nullify their votes - but not the voting results. The House, among other things, voted Wednesday to establish new rules for operating the chamber. But the fix only will bring yet another embarrassment.
The resolution to correct the record is the same one that will set debate rules for the signature Republican legislation next week: repeal of the new law that changed health care insurance coverage in the nation. Democrats can now mix in the question of improper Republican voting with their vigorous opposition to the repeal.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/28/2011/january/0
7/swearing-in-gaffe-sparks-uproar.html


Then there’s the “stuck” pages in the reading of the Constitution, plus the fact that they omitted several perhaps uncomfortable passages of the document:
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Republicans made history Thursday by staging the first-ever reading of the entire Constitution on the House floor. But that record may come with an asterisk: Democrats asked why original sections that later were amended, including references to slaves, were left out of the recital, and lawmakers initially did not catch that a couple of key paragraphs were omitted when two pages got stuck together.

The glitch was remedied several hours later when Rep. Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., the organizer of the event, returned to the House floor to acknowledge that one of the readers had turned two pages at once, resulting in the omission of an Article IV section on the federal government protecting states from invasion and an Article V section on amending the Constitution. Goodlatte proceeded to read the missing words into the Congressional Record.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/07/us-constitution-reading_n_805
703.html


Oh, and let’s not forget appointing Michelle Bachmann to the Intelligence Committee!!!
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Is Rep. Michele Bachmann’s new post on the House Intelligence Committee an effort by GOP leadership to stifle her inflammatory statements in the media? The steering committee slotted her for the House Intelligence Committee, a rather Machiavellian move: While on paper it’s a prestigious assignment, the committee’s workings are intrinsically hush-hush. As one observer told Politico, “If you’re looking for media and controversy, that’s not the committee to be on.” That’s particularly rough for Bachmann, powered as she is by media attention.

Bachmann may not find the committee all that interesting, but also she’s not likely to enjoy the silence that the committee demands of its members.

A senior CIA official who spent a lot of time with the congressional oversight panels before retiring a few years after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, however, predicted Bachmann would quickly become bored.

Most of the members take very little interest since the work is not in the public eye so there is no TV time, there is no money for their constituents and very little opportunity for pork," he observed, speaking on condition of anonymity because he consults with U.S. national security agencies.

But [David M. Barrett, author of "The CIA and Congress"], noted that some committee members find it intolerable not to go public over things they feel strongly about.

http://minnesotaindependent.com/75887/is-bachmanns-slot-on-intelligenc
e-committee-part-of-gop-plan-to-stifle-her
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“Well, this ought to work out well,” a longtime Capitol Hill observer e-mailed me last month, chortling over news that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) had been named to the House intelligence committee.

Indeed, liberal pundits have been cackling over the appointment since the tea party icon announced it on her Facebook page in mid-December, not long after she had made news with her specious charge that “the president of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day."

A poll taken by Politifact, the Pulitzer Prize-winning truth squad of the St. Petersburg Times, named it the second “biggest lie of the year.” Some people think we can expect even more fireworks from Bachmann now that she's on the intelligence committee.

But her penchant for seeking the spotlight with outrageous charges, observers say, is inimical to membership on the secretive panel, whose meetings are almost entirely behind closed doors and highly classified.

In the past, says David M. Barrett, author of the authoritative “The CIA and Congress,” committee chairmen “discreetly excluded” members they didn't trust from “occasional key interactions with CIA leaders.”

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/spy-talk/2011/01/will_michele_bachman
n_go_rogue.html


Bachmann and intelligence should not be used in the same sentence! But it'll be fun to have her either disappear from the spotlight or start leaking stuff she can't shut up about...

Then there’s the much-vaunted “repeal” of what they like to call “Obamacare”. It’s the worst kind of grandstanding for their base; the fact is it’ll never get through the Senate (if it even GETS there!) and Obama would of course veto it. So why do it? You know the answer.

Along those lines,
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Repealing President Barack Obama's landmark health care overhaul would add billions to government red ink and leave millions without coverage, Congress' nonpartisan budget referees said Thursday.

House Speaker John Boehner told reporters: "I do not believe that repealing the job-killing health care law will increase the deficit.” The budget experts are "entitled to their opinion," added Boehner, R-Ohio Republicans claim even if it's technically accurate that the health care law reduces deficits in the short run, a program that big is bound to bust the budget over the long term - and repealing it now will save money later.

House Republicans have named their legislation the "Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act," and they released a report Thursday to make their case. It challenged economic studies that have portrayed the law in a favorable light, and offered evidence from competing studies that forecast job loss and higher costs.

But the House GOP report raised some questions of its own. Using a partial quote from a Congressional Budget Office study, the Republican report suggested that the nonpartisan office agreed that the law will cause significant job losses. In fact, what the CBO actually said was that the law will "reduce the amount of labor used in the economy by a small amount." In the Republican report "small amount" was replaced by an ellipsis. And CBO said most of that would come not from employers cutting jobs, but from people deciding they don't need to work as much because they can get health insurance more easily.

An Associated Press-GfK survey in November found those favoring repeal were outnumbered nearly 2-to-1 by those who said the law should be left as it is, or changed to do more.

http://timesrepublican.com/page/content.detail/id/536244/CBO--Health-c
are-repeal-would-in---.html


But hey, they’ve got a “mandate from the people” and are there now to “represent what the American people want”, right?

How about that guy: he no sooner announced that the new congress would herald a day of transparency than he qualified it to say it's at HIS discretion how transparent it will be:
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How "open" will House Speaker John Boehner's (R-OH) more-open House of Representatives be? That's up to John Boehner. At his first press conference as House Speaker Thursday morning, Boehner cautioned that the implementation of the GOP's transparency promise will be left to his discretion. That includes the Repeal of the Job Killing Health Care Law Act -- which will be expedited to the floor without amendment.

The health care repeal was exempted from the GOP's new budget rules, and he won't be allowing Democrats to offer amendments to the bill. "I promised a more open process," Boehner said. "I didn't promise that every single bill was going to be an open bill."

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/boehner-transparency-in-hou
se-subject-to-my-discretion.php


It looks to me like this is going to be a really FUN Congress to watch! All the broo-ha-ha is over and they’re job now is to ACT, not just be the Party of No. So far, they’ve been hysterical.


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Friday, January 7, 2011 1:24 PM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.


Yep, the next two years probably won't provide much progress but it damn sure will make for a lot of laughs. I personally love the quote from Michael Grimm, who ran in New York on a platform of repealing healthcare, saying he wants government healthcare for himself.

"What am I, not supposed to have health care? It's practicality. I'm not going to become a burden for the state because I don't have health care and, God forbid I get into an accident and I can't afford the operation...That can happen to anyone."

Oh this is going to be a stressful but also humorous few months.

Socialist and unashamed about it.


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Friday, January 7, 2011 1:29 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


My gawd, Cuda, he actually SAID THAT??! I missed that, what a gas!

That's like the new Republican Congressman who was so pissed off that his government-paid health care didn't start the day he was ELECTED, rather than the day he took office!

Mind boggling, isn't it?


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Friday, January 7, 2011 3:55 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


The GOP is far superior to the Socialist Democrats.

Phonying up reasons to lampoon the GOP by the usual suspects, while ignoring the actual real crimes committed by the Dems isn't worth my time to even respond.


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Friday, January 7, 2011 4:02 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Originally posted by AURaptor:
The GOP is far superior to the Socialist Democrats.

Phonying up reasons to lampoon the GOP by the usual suspects, while ignoring the actual real crimes committed by the Dems isn't worth my time to even respond.




Seems it IS worth your time to respond. I can tell, because you responded.

Meanwhile, GOP horror-monger Steven King (R-IA) (not THAT Steven King - the even scarier one!) today called the leaders of the GOP liars. He meant that as a compliment, apparently, praising John Boehner and the leadership for their "mendacity".

"You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya

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Friday, January 7, 2011 4:57 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


I didn't bother replying to the silliness that Niki posted.

You're not too bright, are you ?

No, of course not.


" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "

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Friday, January 7, 2011 5:23 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Okay, so long as you agree that she isn't "phonying up" anything. Glad you agree with that!

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Saturday, January 8, 2011 9:46 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Amusing, that both Raptor and Wulf responded to say they weren't responding. Ahhh, me...

Of COURSE the left can be lampooned just as easily, I've done so. I just find it amusing that, right out of the gate, the new Congress is falling all over itself. Also sadly amusing that they have already betrayed a number of the things they have been promising to do (to get elected of course, as do all politicians).

The saddest part is the Tea Party is already realizing, and those who voted them in will soon realize, that they got took, that it will be "business as usual" with this new House, and if they pay attention, will see how they undermine and negate everything they've been saying they stand for.

Did I mention that their brag about reducing spending by $100 billion has been backtracked to now say they'll reduce THE BUDGET OBAMA PROPOSED WHICH WAS NEVER PASSED by only about $30 billion? Like, duh?


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Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:29 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Did I mention that their brag about reducing spending by $100 billion has been backtracked to now say they'll reduce THE BUDGET OBAMA PROPOSED WHICH WAS NEVER PASSED by only about $30 billion? Like, duh?



Funniest part about that is that they keep moving the goalposts. First, it was $100 billion. Then it was $75b, then $50b, then $30b... Last I heard, they're *HOPING* for a $25b reduction.


And it seems like 4 out of 5 things they debate, they make "exempt" from their little ploy of citing the Constitutional authority to do such a thing. Seems they really were only interested in the Constitution when it suited them to be... Imagine my surprise.

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Monday, January 10, 2011 8:36 AM

NIKI2

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Yeah, I caught the "exemptions", too...pretty much everything THEY want. Typically...

Will be fun to see, not even how much they TRY to do, because like the health-care repeal, they know they can't so it's just grandstanding, but how much, if anything, they actually offer in reasonable bills and ideas. Anyone taking bets?


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Monday, January 10, 2011 8:43 AM

KANEMAN


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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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Did I mention that their brag about reducing spending by $100 billion has been backtracked to now say they'll reduce THE BUDGET OBAMA PROPOSED WHICH WAS NEVER PASSED by only about $30 billion? Like, duh?



Funniest part about that is that they keep moving the goalposts. First, it was $100 billion. Then it was $75b, then $50b, then $30b... Last I heard, they're *HOPING* for a $25b reduction.


And it seems like 4 out of 5 things they debate, they make "exempt" from their little ploy of citing the Constitutional authority to do such a thing. Seems they really were only interested in the Constitution when it suited them to be... Imagine my surprise.

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Well, unlike you dem's, we've begun to police our own. If what you say is true. Those responsible will be replaced by more tea party types each election till all Rinos are gone. You fools have what a 100% incumbancy rate. Unless knocked off by the GOP. For a group of people that voted for change...you don't like it much.

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Monday, January 10, 2011 1:59 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


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Those responsible will be replaced by more tea party types each election till all Rinos are gone.
Oh, goodie, I'll save that one. Not that he'll admit he wrote it when it doesn't come true, but just for fun.


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