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Paris Hilton facing 4 years prison

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 2:28 AM

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Paris Hilton faces a felony charge after Las Vegas arrest
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/08/paris-hilton-felony.htm
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Because that's such a priority for the Police State.

But 50-million illegal aliens are OK.

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 6:22 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

To quote someone else whose line is often: "We are caring about this now?"

Paris Hilton is the epitome of that which is NOT a Real World Event.

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 6:19 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Paris Hilton proves that even a billionaire is at risk of enslavement to a dope-dealing Police State gulag plantation for the Prison Industrial Complex.

What hope is there for the rest of US, with a dope dealer hijacking the White House, again?

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 7:47 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

You are absolutely sad and pathetic, and your attempts TWICE to threadjack people into paying attention to your idiocy were unsuccessful anyway.

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 8:52 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Niki2:
You are absolutely sad and pathetic, and your attempts TWICE to threadjack people into paying attention to your idiocy were unsuccessful anyway.

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

Not against you...

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 9:44 AM

BYTEMITE

"Paris Hilton facing 4 years prison"

I laughed. I'm mean. But I imagined her insisting that they give her a princess pink jumpsuit.

The first judge will convict her just to look tough and give the press something to screech about. Then she'll appeal and be serving house arrest a month after the initial conviction. The house arrest will last another month before her guards decide "screw this, too annoying," and the whole sham falls apart. So yeah. Pointless.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 11:01 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
"Paris Hilton facing 4 years prison"

I laughed. I'm mean. But I imagined her insisting that they give her a princess pink jumpsuit.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio can accommodate that, no problem.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 11:43 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
"Paris Hilton facing 4 years prison"

Better Headline.

Corrections officials facing 4 years of Paris Hilton.

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 12:50 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Anyone who thinks she's seriously going to do more than 14 days in the clink, tops, is just flat-out nuts.

She's a celebrity. A rich one. The rules absolutely do not apply. It doesn't matter what the law is, or what the sentencing guidelines say. You get as much justice in this country as you can afford, more if you make a sizable contribution to the judge's re-election campaign or favorite "charity".

AURaptor's Greatest Hits:

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 20:32 To AnthonyT:
Go fuck yourself.
On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you.

Friday, May 28, 2010 - 18:26 To President Obama:
Mr. President, you're a god damn, mother fucking liar.
Fuck you, you cock sucking community activist piece of shit.
... go fuck yourself, Mr. President.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:08 PM

KLESST

The judge will probably sentence her to star in a prison based reality tv show called The Real Girls of Chained Heat.

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010 1:36 PM

WHOZIT

Do we care, are we caring about this?

Those arn't boobs, they're lies! - Stewie Griffin

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