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13-yr-old kid DOESN'T charge $30,000 for hookers

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UPDATED: Thursday, June 24, 2010 03:16
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:52 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!






http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-
card-to-buy-hookers.htm


Amurkins are mentally retarded. USA RIP.

It's not funny. Really.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:04 AM

WHOZIT


Ex-Gov Spitzer's kid?

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:09 AM

BYTEMITE


Ah, Britain, much with the passive aggressive - but probably more than a little valid - dumb American snarking.

But I can assure you folks across the water, prudish as we are, our thirteen years old boys DO actually know what to do with prostitutes. Especially the ones who play Halo on X-box360, and especially if the prostitute in question is named "Your Mom."

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:21 AM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

From the posted article at the beginning of this thread:

NB: This story is a parody and is not intended to be taken seriously.


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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:26 AM

BYTEMITE


See also "snarking."

But yeah, made up. And apparently not very familiar with thirteen year old boys.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:39 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:

From the posted article at the beginning of this thread:

NB: This story is a parody and is not intended to be taken seriously.



Note how gullible the "news reporters" are, accustomed to repeating corporate press releases and White House Talking Points.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 11:10 AM

DREAMTROVE


The young Turk was taken in as well. FOX, I'm never sure, I think they might be fucking with us all of the time.

http://freedomslighthouse.net/2010/05/28/fox-news-clayton-morris-calls
-himself-steve-doocy-twice-on-air-video-52810
/

Perhaps they too think were really dumb,

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 11:18 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:
The young Turk was taken in as well. FOX, I'm never sure, I think they might be fucking with us all of the time.

http://freedomslighthouse.net/2010/05/28/fox-news-clayton-morris-calls
-himself-steve-doocy-twice-on-air-video-52810
/

Perhaps they too think were really dumb,

YES! When you're not sure, BLAME FOX! Glen Beck paid for those whores......and killed Kennedy.....and King.....and Malcom X.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 11:24 AM

DREAMTROVE


Oh it would be much easier to blame whozit.

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 11:31 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by piratenews:
Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:

From the posted article at the beginning of this thread:

NB: This story is a parody and is not intended to be taken seriously.



Note how gullible the "news reporters" are, accustomed to repeating corporate press releases and White House Talking Points.



Note how gullible PN is, repeating - er, I mean "rePORTing" - as "news" any stupid thing he finds on "teh interwebs".

PN, was that you I saw on the news talking about rough-talking the sasquatch with the beautiful hair?


"I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."


On this matter, make no mistake. I want you to go fuck yourself long and hard, as well as anyone who agrees with you. I got no use for you. --Auraptor

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010 6:07 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Fox Red Eye is the most dumbed-down show on TeeVee.

I can't stand to watch it for over 10 seconds, due to the stupidity spewing from its faggots' cumfuilled mouths.

Young Turks are jews who genocided the Aremenians.

This "story" also indicates the talking heads are VERY comfortable joking about hookers in motel rooms... Even the females are rolling in laffter, since they had to suck their way to the top.

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Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:16 AM

DREAMTROVE


Those would be very olds Turks


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