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Thursday, May 13, 2010 6:02 PM

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John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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Thursday, May 13, 2010 7:27 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Hey now, remember I'm like 30-some percent cyborg myself, don't make me get all Terminator on ya.


S'funny though, all my stuff is purely mechanical, no myo, no electronics, cause be damned if imma have a dead battery strand me somewhere, and the leg has a specific fallback, if the internals fail it locks up into rigid mode, which is good enough, although not quite as effective, and I can get back home or to rippers little shop of horrors and repair it.

Can you imagine the poor guy bein on the freeway and having his batteries go dead ?
THAT would be a serious pucker factor moment, wouldn't it, eh ?

-F

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Friday, May 14, 2010 6:45 AM

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John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Hey now, remember I'm like 30-some percent cyborg myself, don't make me get all Terminator on ya.



I thought you ARE a Terminator?

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Friday, May 14, 2010 7:18 AM

FREMDFIRMA



Only by nickname, and that only cause the guys and gals in the office like to make fun of my lack of facial expression, and habit of always, ALWAYS completing the security rounds no matter what happens, even if the situation or weather conditions makes that not exactly the safest or sanest idea.

The cyborg thing is just icing on the cake to them, resulting quite a number of office jokes about how *much* is machine...

-F

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Sunday, May 16, 2010 11:19 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


My families lawfirm handled a medical malpractice case / product liability...

My old football coach needed a new weenie. THEN SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG...

Hilarity ensued at his considerable expense.

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