BOOBQUAKE! by Fremdfirma

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BOOBQUAKE!

POSTED BY: FREMDFIRMA
UPDATED: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:50
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:54 AM

Man, that was easy - you looked, eh ?

In response to THIS idiocy...
Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-ir
an-cleric

A veritable celebration of humanity, just to rub it in the faces of the old religious tightwads of every strike, the BOOBQUAKE!
http://atheistexperience.blogspot.com/2010/04/boobquake-is-coming.html

Apparently the research is kinda inconclusive....
http://reason.com/blog/2010/04/27/reasontv-boobquake-live-from-d

So I say we repeat the experiment, this time with lots of jumping up and down, maybe we can collapse the dried up old bastards temple on him or something...
Hey, would that be boobs of mass destruction then ?
Would we require some UN inspectors ?
I'm SURE we can find plenty of volunteers!

I find it especially amusing to point out to them that Mohammed himself would have laughed his ass off at the very idea, he had WAY more of a sense of humor than any of his followers ever did - would that they would learn from THAT example, neh ?
http://wasalaam.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/the-holy-prophets-sense-of-hu
mor/

Hell, even Jesus, uptight jerk that he could be at times, had a pretty snarky sense of humor.
http://artfuljesus.0catch.com/viney.html

I think any prophet kinda requires a sense of humor, hell, the gods surely have one, they created us, didn't they ?
Hell, LIFE isn't serious, if it were, it wouldn't be no fun!

So piss on dried up old fogeys who think it's all such serious business, I say!

-Frem

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:25 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

I am fully supportive of this idea of a BoobQuake. It's something I can firmly support with both hands!

Although, to be fair, are we REALLY trusting that translation as being anything close to what was actually said?

And is it any more stupid than Rush saying that Iceland was hit with a Volcano because Obama signed the healthcare bill? Or Pat Robertson claiming that Haiti deserved their earthquake because they made a deal with the devil? Or Jerry Falwell claiming that 9/11 and Katrina were what we deserved for allowing homosexuality in San Francisco?

It all reminds me of this:

http://www.theonion.com/audio/god-cites-moving-in-mysterious-ways-as-m
otive-for,17239/

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:05 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Oh, damn, that's not fair: I missed it! I didn't feel any particular shaking, so I guess it didn't work, huh? Maybe if enough of us had KNOWN about it, we coulda shook the heavens...or not.

Religious and right-wing idiocy...of course Mohammed would laugh. So would Buddha; he had a GREAT sense of humor, it runs through all his teachings!

"I'm just right. Kinda like the sun rising in the east and the world being round...its not a need its just the way it is." The Delusional "Hero", 3/1/10

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:19 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

As Homer Simpson would say... Boobs... GAHHHHHHHHH

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:23 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:24 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

At thi point I've totally forgotten what this thread was about... or what I was doing......

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:34 AM

KWICKO

Remember, Ladies - If you don't show off your boobs, the terrorists win.

Bounce Your Boobies!

(In honesty, I don't really care if you bounce 'em or not; it's the internet - I can't see you anyway! But I *DO* like the idea of some poor bastard's head in Iran exploding at the thought of all these decadent Western women shaking their earthquake-makers in defiance of modesty!)

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:34 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/04/26/dr-dale-archer-christina-hen
dricks-jessica-simpson-beauty-media-fashion/

sniff... its SO true...

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:48 AM

BYTEMITE

航母 - "hángmǔ" (aircraft carrier, "flat deck")

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:10 AM

MINCINGBEAST

boobies are for babies. literally. the boob fascination makes almost as much sense to me as the cleric's position that boobies cause natural disasters.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:29 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Isn't it kinda funny that Iranian Clerics and Pat Robertson agree that earthquakes are caused by unholy behavior. Could this be the breakthrough in U.S./Iranian relations we've been looking for?

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 12:04 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
航母 - "hángmǔ" (aircraft carrier, "flat deck")

Rare and valuable, according to Konata Izumi.

Show em anyway, piss off the uptight, which is it's own reward.

Bring on the Snarpocalypse!

-F

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 12:39 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
航母 - "hángmǔ" (aircraft carrier, "flat deck")

Rare and valuable, according to Konata Izumi.

Show em anyway, piss off the uptight, which is it's own reward.

-F

Exactly.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:41 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:
Isn't it kinda funny that Iranian Clerics and Pat Robertson agree that earthquakes are caused by unholy behavior. Could this be the breakthrough in U.S./Iranian relations we've been looking for?

"Keep the Shiny side up"

Now that WOULD be funny - after years of bad blood and threats back and forth, could we finally come together over the stupidity of our religious kooks?

Sure would be cooler if we could...

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:15 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

(In honesty, I don't really care if you bounce 'em or not; it's the internet - I can't see you anyway!

The *BAD* Chrisisall

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:45 PM

KWICKO

Dude... That face she makes at the end of that. It's like you can just see it on her face: "I'm not okay with this!"

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:51 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Dude... That face she makes at the end of that. It's like you can just see it on her face: "I'm not okay with this!"

Tell that to Olivia Munn!

The laughing Chrisisall

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 6:59 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Saw the link to this story on CNN.com an d I observed the video MOST CAREFULLY, for purely scientific and national security reasons. I wonder if our girl Christina has to be considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction?

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:34 AM

MINCINGBEAST

wow, shaking your boobies is totally an articulate political statement. what a way to make a point.

this boobquake nonsense makes me sympathize with Iran and al-qaeda, whom i have now submitted a resume to.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:33 AM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by mincingbeast:
wow, shaking your boobies is totally an articulate political statement. what a way to make a point.

this boobquake nonsense makes me sympathize with Iran and al-qaeda, whom i have now submitted a resume to.

Well, it's at least as effective as bringing a chicken to your doctor, isn't it?

I'm not sure Al Qaeda tolerates mincing. I don't think Iran does, either. But good luck with it, either way. They really aren't much different than the U.S. at this point.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:49 AM

MINCINGBEAST

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Well, it's at least as effective as bringing a chicken to your doctor, isn't it?

I'm not sure Al Qaeda tolerates mincing. I don't think Iran does, either. But good luck with it, either way. They really aren't much different than the U.S. at this point.

dude, nobody tolerates mincing. it is intolerable--and that's its charm, or lack of charm.

but i disagree that there isn't much difference between Iran and U.S. i'm working on blurring that distinction, myself.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:50 PM

KWICKO

Well, they DO graduate a lot more engineers and scientists than we do...

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