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'Pitchman' Billy Mays found dead

POSTED BY: WHOZIT
UPDATED: Monday, June 29, 2009 22:04
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Sunday, June 28, 2009 10:48 AM

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Sunday, June 28, 2009 7:54 PM

PIRATENEWS

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He was in an airliner that crash landed the day he died. He told a friend on the night of his death that "he hit his head on the luggage bins during the crash landing." He'd just signed a contract to sell Taco Hell.
www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/billy-mays-had-just-inked-a-deal-with-taco-bell/

CRASH VIDEO: "It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."
-Billy Mays
www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=04fdfdef-397d-4eeb-a566-b8a8
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Sounds like a subdural hemotoma.

So he literally died in that crash, but isn't counted. Just like US soldiers aren't counted when they die after leaving the battlefield in Iraq.

Pathological liars in US Govt feel the same way about Billy Mays:

Quote:

Laura Brown, the FAA spokesperson who gave TMZ this quote about Billy Mays -- "The passenger needs to wear a seat belt during landing and he didn't" -- now says she didn't say it.

She now tells TMZ, "At this point in time, we cannot have any idea who was or wasn't wearing their seat belt on the plane."

Mays was one of the passengers aboard a plane that landed roughly at Tampa International Airport yesterday. He told a local FOX affiliate he was hit on the head by falling items.

www.tmz.com/2009/06/28/faa-spokesperson-takes-back-billy-mays-quote/



FAA is one of the most evil agencies in the world. If you want to get away with murder, do it on an airplane. Ask the 9.11 families, Warren Commission Rep Hale Boggs family, JFK Jr's family, families of 11 dead Apollo astronots during Apollo, and a long list of others on airliners and private planes...

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Monday, June 29, 2009 5:38 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Wow, so we can clearly see that Vince "ScamWOW" Schlomi wins this round of Celebrity Deathmatch: Pitchman vs. Pitchman. Proof?

1) Vince is more than willing to throw some punches. See his mug shot and the before-and-after shots of the hooker he beat:







2) Mays, on the other hand, CAN NOT take a hit. One shot to the head, and he falls over dead.

ShamWow guy WINS! "You followin' this, Camera Guy?"



Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Monday, June 29, 2009 11:32 AM

OPPYH


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wow, so we can clearly see that Vince "ScamWOW" Schlomi wins this round of Celebrity Deathmatch: Pitchman vs. Pitchman. Proof?

1) Vince is more than willing to throw some punches. See his mug shot and the before-and-after shots of the hooker he beat:







2) Mays, on the other hand, CAN NOT take a hit. One shot to the head, and he falls over dead.

ShamWow guy WINS! "You followin' this, Camera Guy?"



Mike



Vince for the "Slap Chop" says-

"Boring tuna, boring life"

"You're gonna love my nuts"

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Monday, June 29, 2009 11:43 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wow, so we can clearly see that Vince "ScamWOW" Schlomi wins this round of Celebrity Deathmatch: Pitchman vs. Pitchman. Proof?

1) Vince is more than willing to throw some punches. See his mug shot and the before-and-after shots of the hooker he beat:







2) Mays, on the other hand, CAN NOT take a hit. One shot to the head, and he falls over dead.

ShamWow guy WINS! "You followin' this, Camera Guy?"



Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



God, she has blood in her hair. The camera guy can follow this ---> The guys a douchebag.

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Monday, June 29, 2009 11:50 AM

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Monday, June 29, 2009 12:43 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Wow, so we can clearly see that Vince "ScamWOW" Schlomi wins this round of Celebrity Deathmatch: Pitchman vs. Pitchman. Proof?

1) Vince is more than willing to throw some punches. See his mug shot and the before-and-after shots of the hooker he beat:







2) Mays, on the other hand, CAN NOT take a hit. One shot to the head, and he falls over dead.

ShamWow guy WINS! "You followin' this, Camera Guy?"



Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



God, she has blood in her hair. The camera guy can follow this ---> The guys a douchebag.



Agreed. And please understand that I'm just making a cheap joke about a bad situation. I sure as hell DON'T support Vince or any of his idiocy. Hopefully the dude gets treated in prison the way he treated that hooker. And note, she IS a hooker - those "before" shots are actually earlier mug shots from solicitation arrests, so I don't think it's an insult or a judgment to say what she does for a living. Hell, far as I'm concerned, it shouldn't be illegal anyway - but what HE did sure as hell is, and damn well should be.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Monday, June 29, 2009 8:33 PM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
Agreed. And please understand that I'm just making a cheap joke about a bad situation. I sure as hell DON'T support Vince or any of his idiocy. Hopefully the dude gets treated in prison the way he treated that hooker. And note, she IS a hooker - those "before" shots are actually earlier mug shots from solicitation arrests, so I don't think it's an insult or a judgment to say what she does for a living. Hell, far as I'm concerned, it shouldn't be illegal anyway - but what HE did sure as hell is, and damn well should be.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to recall the story going that he started beating on her when she tried to bite his tongue off while making out with him. Now if that's true, I feel Vince was totally justified in throwing punches. Because while I certainly believe that men should not hit women, if someone's trying to bite my tongue off, I don't care what gender, color, creed or species you are, I'm going to try to get you off of my gorram tongue as quick as possible! And that will likely include fists.

However, again, if I am wrong in the story, I would like to be corrected.


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Monday, June 29, 2009 10:04 PM

PIRATECAT


Oh man I loved Billy Mays, alittle annoying but you don't hate him like the Sham Wow dude plus he is English. Can't stand the Brits. Billy Mays has good products like George Foreman. They make grillen burgers easy and inside your home. Billy Mays use to get bashed on ESPN then got gig with em. Pretty Cool. A hooker once told me if you beat a hooker you can't get it up with a woman. But then that chic had me hancuffed to a bed and came at me with a broom stick. Getting off topic again. Oh It is just about Billy Mays he was alright in my book.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

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