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Von NotHaus Starts 'Free Marijuana Church'
Retirement To 'Blow Your Mind'

www.FreeMarijuanaChurch.org
10-8-8

HONOLULU, HI -- Retiree wants you to 'blow your mind' at his new church - that literally goes up in holy smoke.

Bernard von NotHaus, who recently retired, explains that now is the time to get high and talk to God. So he founded the Free Marijuana Church that uses a 'chemical' to practice his religious belief. He even has a name for it: Chemicalology.

Von NotHaus offers high-grade marijuana to Church members so they get high and tune into their higher consciousness just has he has. What a heady idea indeed!

Von NotHaus is certainly not your usual dope dealer. In fact, he does not sell marijuana at the Free Marijuana Church. He gives it away - for free! Church members simply step into the "high room" for one toke of sacramental marijuana then retire to the Meditation Room and close their eyes in serene bliss.

Those who have tried the Free Marijuana Church praise the concept of simply getting "high" and tuning in to the God within their own minds. But is this new 'Church of Higher Consciousness' legal?

Von NotHaus is adamant his church is legal - quoting the First Amendment and pointing to court decisions regarding the Native America Church that uses peyote as its sacrament. Plus he says that the church is financially well prepared to defend its use of marijuana as a religious sacrament.

It does seem like the time has come for a new spirituality. Recently, the Department of Neuroscience at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine in Baltimore conducted a double blind study to evaluate the psychological effects of a psilocybin - used for centuries for religious purposes. Of the 36 volunteers, 67% rated the psilocybin experience as being among the five most spiritually significant experiences of their lives; 64% indicated that the experience increased well-being or life satisfaction and 58% had a 'complete' mystical experience.

The idea of using drugs to induce a spiritual or mystical experience is certainly not new or "far out." Well informed researchers point out that history is full of mystics and visionaries who have used all kinds of drugs, yoga, meditation, fasting, self-flagellation and other methods to take themselves beyond the mundane daily consciousness.

Von NotHaus confesses to using marijuana for over 40 years and has kept a Journal of his sacramental usage every Sunday for the past 12 years. He sounds like a modern day Martin Luther who is well prepared to challenge the current religious landscape.

But von NotHaus credits his mentor Dr. Timothy Leary, the legendary High Priest of LSD, with blazing the chemical trail to God.

Not doubt about it. The Free Marijuana Church is truly a 'mind blowing' religious concept. And it will probably blow a lot of minds as his church is in Hawaii - home of Maui Wowie.


In related news, George W Bush and Queen of England are the heroin kingpins of planet Earth, according to United Nations Corporation and BBC News:
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/markeaston/2008/10/map_of_the_week_th
e_mystery_of.html


Also from Mr Nuthouse:


www.libertydollar.org/news-stories/pdfs/1222573426.pdf


www.libertydollar.org/ld/ronpauldollar
www.libertydollar.org/news-stories/pdfs/1215175049.pdf

Liberty Dollars Corp was raided after producing Ron Paul For President Dollars, for competing with the private Federal Reserve Bank corporation's monopoly on counterfeiting paper "money" (debt notes).


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