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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 12:36 AM

CITIZEN


The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."



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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 12:57 AM

DUN

nods head


Very good,i'd reply with a one about a farmer and a bit of string and a salesman trying too sell him a tractor but this isn't the place :}

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 12:59 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Worth a chuckle. Thanks for sharing.

"Hillary tried to get a million dollars for the Woodstock museum. I understand it was a major cultural and pharmaceutical event. I couldn't attend. I was tied up at the time." - John McCain

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 5:36 AM

CLEMENTINE


I heard this once. I don't know if it's true.

In the 50's, a British Airways (BOAC) plane had landed at Frankfurt airport. Frankfurt had a confusing layout and signage for the runways and terminals. The pilot got mixed up and asked the tower for directions.

The controller snapped, "Have you never been to Frankfurt before?"

The pilot replied, "Once in 1944 but it was dark and I didn't land."

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:26 AM

FREDGIBLET


Quote:

Originally posted by Clementine:
The pilot replied, "Once in 1944 but it was dark and I didn't land."




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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 2:12 PM

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