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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
Oh. It was water that killed Matthew Perry.

I guess he was one of the aliens from Signs. That's a plot twist nobody watching Friends ever saw coming.


Shut the fuck up, Second.

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"I don't find this stuff amusing anymore." ~Paul Simon

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Reality killed Matthew Perry. He couldn't handle it, starting when he had his first sip of alcohol. 6ix, why did it take decades for you to stop drinking? You should have stopped immediately, much like you would have stopped after your first sip of gasoline then smoking a cigarette. The kaboom followed by your face burning off would have corrected your foolishness. Too bad beer isn't more flammable. There would be fewer alcoholics (fewer of all addictions) if the consequences arrived sooner and unmistakably.

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