Niska's Diary
Wednesday, February 8, 2006

Yes, it's silly but I had to share - Would you like to meet the real Niska now?


Dear Diary,

Do you know the works of Shan Yu? No? Neither do I but no matter how many people I ask they do not tell me. I think that they have not been bothered to read them either. I was thinking of starting a book club. Today I torture three people but it did not relax me, I have been very bothered lately. My outgoings are more than my income because I have to keep on hiring henchmen. I must bill Mister Reynolds for two of them. He is pesky. Very pesky. His reputation is solid. Oh yes, I make sure of that. I tell everyone I knew that he was very pesky. Niska is not to be pestered with. I am using a five step self-help book so that I might meet the real me. I have met so many other people’s true selves that I feel that I am missing something. After two weeks of no success I track down the man who wrote it but I find he could not help me either. I met the real him a day later and, let me assure you, he is not very interesting and did not really write the book. Today I discover that someone has not properly washed Mister Spikey after I'd used him and I am not pleased. I give clear instruction to clean after every session but they do not listen! I cannot find the staff. That reminds me, find new housekeeper. Tomorrow is new day, I have two robberies which I am very excited about. Tomorrow we branch out into stealing candy from babies, I find it to be very profitable.

If you fall into the wrong hands I will find you, Mister Diary. I assure you reputation with diaries is solid.


Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:08 PM


Very funny.

Sunday, February 12, 2006 1:01 AM


You've gotten me all confused! (which isn't hard, I grant you) But...thankyou? o.O Thanks to everyone else too.

Sunday, February 12, 2006 2:15 AM


:giggle: That was good. You are pesky, and your reputation is solid:)

Friday, February 17, 2006 4:15 PM


"Tomorrow we branch out into stealing candy from babies, I find it to be very profitable."
perhaps children's reputations are not solid enough, no?


Saturday, February 18, 2006 10:28 AM


That was hilarious!
I loved it

Can we expect more "diary entries" from Niska or other characters?

Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:15 PM


If anyone is interested sure!! :O Thanks for everyone's comments! You are so shiny :D

Friday, October 6, 2006 7:32 AM


That's great! :D I'd like to hear some diary entries from Mal.


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