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The Browncoats Book Of Haikus And Tankas: VILLIANS
Thursday, November 2, 2006

Haikus and Tankas about the Villains of the Firefly/Serenity universe


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2158    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

VILLIANS V v Tanka #32 There were none to best His swordsmanship till that whore’s Man cheated him with A broken blade and a punch. No honor lost to a cheat. T t Haiku #80 This here moon is hers. Ain’t a’feered of nobody, Least of all that Mal! H h Haiku #81 Run meat, run, run, run; Meat on the hoof is sweetest. Run meat, run, run, run. H h Haiku #82 His fancy hat sits Atop pure genius, just ask And he will tell you. H h Tanka #33 The twins are confused. Mal doesn’t run from a fight, He protects his crew. But he will fight when he’s pushed And those he fights don’t like it. T t Haiku #83 The Alliance is Running his ‘verse, taking all Freedom, leaving fear. H h Haiku #84 Two by two, hands of Blue, two by two, hands of blue; They will come for you! H h Tanka #34 His stare is intense, But he obeys his master Niska; regardless Of the morals, it’s easy Since he has none of his own. T t Haiku #85 Lets meet the real you. I only want to assist In enlightenment. h h Tanka #35 You’re a fool Malcolm Reynolds, trusting and stupid; Ready for the kill, It was easy to take your Ship – Candy from a baby. T t Haiku #86 Names aren’t important Neither are titles. Why do I call him Captain? H h Haiku #87 For a woman to Know her place, A real man must First take her virtue. H h Haiku #88 She wants to be in Charge of the Heart Of Gold, so She’s down on her knees. H h Tanka #36 Well here I am. Who’s The bigger fool? The one who Is insane, One who Follows the insane, or me For falling into her trap. T t Tanka #37 The show is worthless, And it cost too much to produce. There is no profit In quality programming, The vapid have more money. t t XxxxxxxxxxxxX x x A/N: Let me know if I missed one of your favorites. Another chapter is in the works. And Yes, Tanka #37 is a dig at… Well, we all know.

COMMENTS

Thursday, November 2, 2006 1:25 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER


All great. Thanks for puttin' 'em out for us.

Friday, November 3, 2006 8:53 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


You even got Fox execs in on the project! That's just neat, Zucht:D

Haiku 88 gave me a tad bit of difficulty in deciphering who it meant unless it clicked that it would be Burgess being a twat;)

BEB


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