JAYNE J j Haiku #70 I Gave Them What For I’m The Hero Of Canton The Man They Call Me ***Liberally adapted from Adam Baldwin’s Firefly Easter egg*** H h Haiku #71 Ma’s orange knit hat; Pretty cunning don’t ja think? It keeps my head warm. H h Haiku #72 She shore is pretty Vera is my fav-o-rite, Gotta treat her right. H h Haiku #73 Mal’s not so tough, it’s Easy to best him. He backs Down from easy fights. H h Tanka #31 Now Kaylee, I’ve had My eye on her for a while. Had a chance to till That gose doc-tor and his Moon brained sister came aboard. T t Haiku #74 I won’t kill a man Lessen it’s in a fair fight Fair to me at least – that is. H h Haiku #75 Everyone’s in a Hurry to get someplace else; Means more food for me! H h Haiku #76 Moon brained girl cut me. Someday I’ll fix her real good, And her brother too. H h Haiku #77 I weren’t in the war. No way I’d fight for nuthin’; No one’s really free. H h Haiku #78 Kaylee’s got her priss, But sum day she’ll want a man And I got the parts. H h Haiku #79 Moon brained kicked my ass. Weren’t fair, tried not to hurt her; Won’t do that again. H h XxxxxxxxxxxxX