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MooShoo is fat
Tuesday, December 5, 2006 4:33:58 PM

I am sorry. It must be said. Mooshoo is one fat cat. I mean bulbous fat. Ground shakes when she runs fat. Wobbles wobbling long after she stops running fat. But its ok. Salem has brain damage ...


It is ON mofo!
Wednesday, December 6, 2006 1:25:42 PM

OK so the neighbors, who should KNOW better have thrown down the effing gauntlet. This is NOT to be borne! #2 and I shall have to destroy them. Utterly and completely. We will settle for no less than ...


Define Ironic
Friday, December 8, 2006 5:51:46 PM

Finding a black fly in your chardonnay is gross, yet not ironic. An old man buying a lottery ticket and dying the next day, not ironic - the shock would kill you Meeting the man of your dreams AND ...


That which does not kill you makes you stonger
Monday, December 11, 2006 10:04:22 PM

Or thats what Olympia DuKakis would like us to believe! I have survived the open close, only to close every night from Sunday to Wednesday. This means that since Friday evening I have seen #2 for ...


Tuesday, December 12, 2006 10:07:55 PM

So some young delusional girl that probably smokes crack for breakfast thinks I look 28. Isn't that sweet? I may have to adopt her. Good news on the 12 pounds is that the prednisone moon face has ...


I LOVE Dr Gupta
Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:42:17 AM

Tis not a romantic love. Is one of adoration, of worship. He is my hero. I have either Bronchitis or Walking Pnuemonia and he demands that I not go to work tonight. I am sooooooooo bummed. If I ...