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I am sorry. It must be said. Mooshoo is one fat cat. I mean bulbous fat. Ground shakes when she runs fat. Wobbles wobbling long after she stops running fat. But its ok. Salem has brain damage ...

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OK so the neighbors, who should KNOW better have thrown down the effing gauntlet. This is NOT to be borne! #2 and I shall have to destroy them. Utterly and completely. We will settle for no less than ...

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Finding a black fly in your chardonnay is gross, yet not ironic. An old man buying a lottery ticket and dying the next day, not ironic - the shock would kill you Meeting the man of your dreams AND ...

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Or thats what Olympia DuKakis would like us to believe! I have survived the open close, only to close every night from Sunday to Wednesday. This means that since Friday evening I have seen #2 for ...

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So some young delusional girl that probably smokes crack for breakfast thinks I look 28. Isn't that sweet? I may have to adopt her. Good news on the 12 pounds is that the prednisone moon face has ...

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Tis not a romantic love. Is one of adoration, of worship. He is my hero. I have either Bronchitis or Walking Pnuemonia and he demands that I not go to work tonight. I am sooooooooo bummed. If I ...