Define Ironic
Friday, December 8, 2006

Finding a black fly in your chardonnay is gross, yet not ironic.

An old man buying a lottery ticket and dying the next day, not ironic - the shock would kill you

Meeting the man of your dreams AND his beautiful wife, I'd say thats pretty effing expected.

Getting your divorce papers and finding they were signed ON your 19th anniversary. Now thats pretty frickin ironic.

Working an open/close tomorrow. That means go to work for 7 am and leave at 2 am. Lucky me. Someone PLEASE find me a sugar daddy. I need a rest!


Friday, December 8, 2006 8:38 PM


I've got one for you. February 18th, 1997 I receive the title to my car after making the final payment. Here's the ironic part-the day before the car was totalled in front of the Charlotte Motor Speedway. Yet another reason to hate nascar. In other words, I'm feeling your pain.

Friday, December 8, 2006 6:29 PM


Uh...I think I will go shot-by shot, so's I can comfort a lady in need;)

1) Yep...ironic as all hell, but not really surprising from all that you've said about the prick you were married to for 19 years. Consider it ironic but mark it with a smile. You're no longer legally attached to the mutated bubo pustule;D

2) And the irony just gets worse...19 hours of work to celebrate 19 years of marriage officially being ended with a pen stroke. The coincidence deities just love ya, FMF. Still...that's just nucking futs and illegal 'less it's a sign of trust from your employers. Personally, I would chosen distrust over something like that;)

3) You deserve one hell of sugar daddy, FutureMrsFillion! Still time for Nathan to come to his senses...;D


P.S. Would I not a poor university student, I would offer to be your sugar daddy. But then it would weird, since I don't think I am all that much older than any of your kids, biological or borrowed:D

Friday, December 8, 2006 6:12 PM


Ouch! But are they signed correctly this time?

Friday, December 8, 2006 6:06 PM


Where the heck do you work? I feel that's illegal. When you find that sugar daddy, could you adopt me? Keep the faith sister.


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