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Indian MRE's and other stuff that's really bad for you
Friday, February 19, 2010

I like the Dum Aloo ones. Potato curry. I will straight up cut you over the potatoes. They're really, really that good. Not too hot, but spicy enough that you know its there.

And you already know about the green salsa, so I won't revisit. Even though it keeps revisiting me.

Thing is, I like to eat stuff that's bad for me. I like Juan's tortilla chips. And peanut M & M's.
And Diet Dr Pepper with extra carcinogens. Six shots of espresso and a coffee topper (essentially the reverse of a depth charge)--I do the same thing with a boilermaker. Vodka martinis so dirty you can't see through'em. Chocolate chip cookies. Rare steak, and I DO mean rare when I order it; don't bring me a gorram slice of shoe leather! If it don't cry for it's momma when I stick it with a fork, it's overdone. MMMMM! Can you tell I'm hungry writing this? Kim chee. Curry.

I would really appreciate it if somebody would send me a case of Diet Rock Stars...apparently, they don't know about those in Texas. I haven't had a single palpitation since I been here, and I miss'em something awful. It's the heart palpitations that let you know its working.

I'm for heading out to forage. Wish me luck. One thirty in the morning in the middle of nowhere, I think I'm stuck with whatever ain't growin' moss in the fridge...

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