PLAINJAYNE

Life would glide so much smoother if I could just shut the smeggin' hell up. I try. I really do try. It just doesn't work too well. I reach a certain level of frustration with my surroundings or situation, ...

PLAINJAYNE

If somebody dropped a strong-box of money from above, it would probably land on my head and flatten me flatter than Wiley Coyote at the bottom of the goram canyon. You ever have a day like that? Yeah? ...

PLAINJAYNE

I slept like 20 hours and I am still staggering around like there's something wrong with me. I just can't seem to get awake today. Still yawning. Still watery-eyed and drowsy. Not enough caffeine. ...

PLAINJAYNE

I gotta be at work in 2.5 hours. I've had 4 cups of coffee. I still feel like a slug. I want to go hurt the fucktards that probably slipped me goram decaf!! I pay good money for coffee, I expect goram ...

PLAINJAYNE

Ah, frying pan, alas it is time we part ways. I long for my good ol'friend, the fire. I'm not in love with the fire, but it seems to be where I find myself...a lot...we've come to know each other very, ...

PLAINJAYNE

Oh, beautiful curry, How do I love your nuclear shade? I can count so many ways. I love you when I spill you on my shirt, and eat a hole right through. I love your smoking ass hot delicious taste, and ...

PLAINJAYNE

I am finally giving in to my chronic wanderlust, and going. Not really sure where as of yet, but going. Never really been west of the Mississippi before, so that's as good a place to start as any. ...