PLAINJAYNE

I've been smiling a lot here lately, not sure what's up with that. People aren't sure how to take it. I guess it's kind of like the smile you get from sharks, when you're pretty sure they're gonna bite ...

PLAINJAYNE

I know this will amaze the hell out of everyone, but I'm not good at making plans. Well, not plans that work. Hence, I don't generally make them. I tend to fly by the seat of my pants and let the pieces ...

PLAINJAYNE

Well, if you see any of my plans on the way down, tell'em I am not at all amused... No, seriously, I've been in a shitstorm of a mood the last few weeks (Naw! Never!) but I think I might be finally ...

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Oh good, more drama. "A year of ups and downs for overconfident monkey" What say all us monkeys get together and grab this bad boy by the tail? Swing it like you mean it. Overconfident? Sheeiit... Hope ...

PLAINJAYNE

Oh good, more drama. "A year of ups and downs for overconfident monkey" What say all us monkeys get together and grab this bad boy by the tail? Swing it like you mean it. Overconfident? Sheeiit... Hope ...

PLAINJAYNE

I think I might be well on my way to a case of toxic alkalosis after eating half a bottle of Tums tonight. Trouble is, I still feel like I could upchuck battery acid at any moment. I even took an extra ...

PLAINJAYNE

Sounds kind of like a monster, don't it? Like in a bad Japanese Godzilla knock-off... Actually, I'm spending a minute not thinking about myself...well, maybe less...probably,much less...thirty seconds, ...

PLAINJAYNE

I like the Dum Aloo ones. Potato curry. I will straight up cut you over the potatoes. They're really, really that good. Not too hot, but spicy enough that you know its there. And you already ...

PLAINJAYNE

And that's the gods truth right there,folks. I do. When shit starts flying off my vehicle & things start exploding or smoking, no matter how many space monkeys got loose up in here, it always gets ...

PLAINJAYNE

If it's any comfort at all, I'm up too. Or I should say "awake." Not "up." Unless by "up," you mean something besides "not down." I am awake. This thought does not thrill me, any more than any thought ...

PLAINJAYNE

Okay...progress so far: Haircut...check...much less scruffy now...$7 Self-promotion on phone...check...$a little piece of my soul Look on previous employer's face when they hear I'm not going to re-up...check...fuckin' ...

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I am in process of reading the New Testament (yeah, I know) because my new mom is convinced it will help me find my way through all this. I woulda said no, but she's my friend and I believe she's genuinely ...