Ted Must have Missed My Bump Last Night... by 6ixStringJack

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Ted Must have Missed My Bump Last Night...

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Thursday, July 9, 2026 5:04 PM

Ted has had a thread called "Trouble Joining the Site, or Can't Login": http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=2&tid=67474&p=2

Like any thread that Ted starts or even just becomes involved in, it has devolved into meaninglessness.

When they were still talking about the potential Firefly reboot, we'd had 3 or 4 "new" faces pop in and speak up. For a while there, I think I actually thought that people might come back here, but the fact that they went animated seemed to knock the wind out of pretty much everyone's sails and any small activity has since disappeared completely.

One of the people had a real problem with the Tags and all the politics being put there. They said that the website never used to be run like that when they were here and that they didn't like it. I stopped posting in the tags for 3 days after that, while Ted continued to post a dozen Trump articles on Monday through Friday, and Second put in his own dozen in the tags every single day without ever taking a day off.

So 101 days on, and this thread has not attracted a single person to this site.

And I had some things I needed to get off my chest.

I'm going to post them here because I think that everyone who is still here should at least be aware that I wrote it, and that may not be the case when it's tucked away in other much less visited boards here.

I'm not telling anyone to read it, nor do I have any expectations that anyone will, but I just had some thoughts I felt needed to be recorded in their own spot. Not just because some of it is regarding prior members we all know, but I wrote about nearly everyone who is still here, and that never leaves me feeling comfortable afterward unless they know that they were brought up in conversation not involving them. Feel completely free to look at that entire thread, but it's mostly just me insulting Ted and him insulting me back and a big waste of your time, but below this post I'm going to put all three of the posts I made last night.

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Thursday, July 9, 2026 5:04 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Here's a question I didn't ask before that I think we'd all like an answer to...

Why, when you were told by that old member who made a brief return that they did not like the arguing and politicking in the Tags didn't you respect their wishes if you genuinely want people to come back here?

Is it because you assume they don't agree with you and that the only reason they were complaining is because of what you were writing there? If that's the case, I don't know why you would even assume that. At the time, before they made any mention of it, I was arguing right along with you two bozos. And they made no mention at all of any of their own political views whatsoever. They didn't call you out. They didn't call me out.

They just said that it was inappropriate and it made them uncomfortable.

And you didn't stop. Both you and Second started putting every goddamned story you post in the RWED in the Tags every single day.

Why?

Why would you do that?

If you care about people coming back here, and the one person out of three who were new faces in over a decade that spoke up and said that's not how the site used to be run and they didn't like it...

Well... You basically told them to go ahead and fuck off, didn't you Ted?

I even left the tags alone completely for over 3 days in honor of their wishes. And you two just kept posting, and posting, and posting, and posting...

Like you do every single day. Never ending. No means to an end planned because there is no plan at all. This is your new normal. It has been for well over a decade now. This is who you are. This has now become ALL that you are. And it will never end until the day that you die.

You two are the most miserable people I've ever met in my life.

There isn't even a distant third.

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Thursday, July 9, 2026 5:05 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

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If you care about people coming back here, and the one person out of three who were new faces in over a decade that spoke up and said that's not how the site used to be run and they didn't like it...

Well... You basically told them to go ahead and fuck off, didn't you Ted?

And this right here is really just emblematic of the core problem of your entire being, Theodore.

I think you expect everyone else to judge you by your words alone, because that's all you ever judge anyone else by. Actions mean absolutely nothing to you, and I believe that is due largely to the fact that the vast majority of your human connection for quite a long time now has been online and virtually anonymous. And with all that bullshit clickbait you ingest everyday, they're just pumping you full of hundreds of out of context soundbytes and putting poison in your head daily in ways that I could only ever imagine since there's no chance I've ever hated myself enough to sit through one of them and see what they're really doing to your poor, burnt out brain.

Here's a tip... Nobody gives one fucking shit about your words, Ted.

They're even less meaningful online than they are in your sad little real existence.

And your actions...???

Man... I can't imagine the amount of dissociation you've got going on up there. How many partitions you've split that hard drive up into so you can keep all of those hypocritical thoughts and all the mutually exclusive slogans you believe that you believe in apart from each other so you can keep going on from day to day with all that terminal cognitive dissonance threatening to make you explode if you ever had to come to terms with all of it at once.

And really, knowing you as well as I do and watching you do things like take my profile picture and repost it in the tags a dozen times a day for 3 months while saying you "own" me... let's talk about why you haven't ever gone back and tried to destroy me with my drunk post history here. You little fucking creep. You worm. That's exactly the kind of shit everyone would expect you to do all the time. I've always wondered of all the horrible shit you do on the regular, why you haven't done that more than 2 or 3 times.

My guess, and I know I'm very close to the truth here, is that while you were digging up some of my dirty post history, you saw some posts of your own from a very long time ago and for one reason or another dealing with that brief re-connection with prior you from 12 years ago was such a bad experience for you that you traded in a literal goldmine of material to throw at my face every single day like Second often does with my current topics of discussion in the garden, where he seldom ever posts, but always lurks like a creep to know every intimate detail of our lives that we share with each other there. You have to admit, dude. That's really fucking creepy behavior out of Second, isn't it Ted? If somebody were ever to be doing that to you, wouldn't you think that person was a creep?

But back to you....

You gave all that ammo away. Well... You just left it there for anyone else to take, anyway.

And part of me is actually very curious as to what you found when you went back in time that made you decide that as much as you'd love to do what you had intended to do, it was just not worth having to bump into your old self all the time. Or maybe even just one more time if whatever you read from old Ted was something that really blew your mind when you were forced to reconcile both very, very different versions of yourself.

Who knows?

You're completely fucked, brother. Your psyche looks like a goddamned circus hall of mirrors at this point.

Have you ever asked yourself why you have no friends here even though you're the guy who always says the "right" thing? The PC thing? The "Hey fellow human! I'm your friendly, submissive, completely non-threatening white guy who knows his place! Let's be friends! Want to talk about who I hate today and why you should hate them too! You do! Great!"

Don't lie. I know you have. It kills you that nobody here will have a real conversation with you on any topic. The closest you get are little breadcrumbs here and there from Second, but only when I've gotten particularly deeply under his skin that day and he's not just outright ignoring you like usual because he could use a tag team partner for a few hours.

What did you do, Ted?

What are you hiding or trying to run from that you turned yourself into this little joke of a thing... whatever it is that you would refer to yourself as.

What I wouldn't give to know the skeletons you're hiding in your closet.

Everybody knows you're a fucking creep, Dude.

Nothing about you or any of the words you have ever posted here have a ring of truth to them. Not one goddamned thing. You're the 2026 Eddie Hasckall. You're a sad little old man who's walked around all of his life with shit on his nose. You chronic virtue signaler. You chronically online MS NOW Wi-Fi booster. You're a fucking snake and most people can smell that from a mile away.

Some people might not like me because of my language choices and my politics, but I'm one of only 4 people here over the last 5 or 6 years now that have ever had non-political conversations on the regular regarding a wide range of topics. We've even gotten hostile with each other on occasion, yet we always come back and talk it out or just move on and get over it and talk about something better.

I'm sure Jaynez would post there too, but he's kind of a lone wolf and I just don't think that's his style. Me and Jaynes have said some pretty downright foul shit to each other over the years. And despite my annoyances with some of his possibly OCD tenancies, I respect the guy... particularly for his knowledge of music.

Me and JSF get downright nasty with each other sometimes. I'm always happy to see him come back and post, even if it's just once in a while like it has been these days.

But you and Second?

You're both cunts.

You two losers are not a part of that. You've always been invited, but you have zero interest in that. All you want to do is continue to be miserable, and to make everyone else as miserable as you possibly can.

You are just awful. All the time, awful. 24/7, awful. Nothing good to say about anything, ever. Real world. Your life. Your interests. People you know. What you've been doing with yourself. I don't think that it is because you're hiding any of this for any particular reason. You're doing it simply because you have nothing else at all to talk about anymore, and nobody else left to talk to about any of it.

You base your life decisions these days on how much misery you can inflict upon others, and watching hours of horrible clickbait and filling your head up with bullshit every day to try and justify to your soul that what you're doing is good and right because what you believe in is good and right. No matter how evil and how awful you've allowed yourself to become.

Making those you have viewed with hostility as an enemy for over 10 years miserable is the only sad desire you still have left at this, the final chapter of your life.

I hate that they did that to you.

And I really want to feel sorry for you...

But you have made that impossible.

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Thursday, July 9, 2026 5:05 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

And I hate to break it to you, buddy, but even when Wish was here, you weren't friends.

You were friendly... in your hatred for other people and your chronic misery and the shitty way you talk to other people, sure. But that is all.

You knew nothing of each other... possibly some superficial nothingness, but you know you'd be lying if you ever said that you and Wish had a genuine conversation about anything.

Now I'm sure HER side was completely genuine. Especially after something happened back when I was blackout drunk for 2 or 3 years and by the time I regained consciousness she was fucking bonkers. I do remember trying to keep her out of the RWED. I remember pleading with her to stay out of the RWED right around the time I was losing myself in the alcohol void. She was getting sucked into arguments in there just like I had been a few years prior. By that time, I hadn't been sharing much about work on my house since I was spending all my waking hours in a drunken stupor.

We shared a lot with each other too, Ted. Wish, JO and I used to have regular conversation volleys here that sometimes would go late into the night and seemed to go on for a very long time. We even used the chat on occasion for a little while there, but I think by the time we had starting using it, it wasn't long until that feature of the site broke for good. But just like Sigs, Brenda and I in the Garden today, the 3 of us had our own thing kind of going and anybody else could drop in and say something if they wanted to.

Yeah. I know our ending was tragic, Wishs' and mine. But it wasn't always that way. That's always been a big missing black hole for me. Large chunks of that part of my life in general, but whatever it was that I had said that finally broke the camel's back with Wish. Were we still talking friendly after I started getting blackout drunk for days at a time, or did that end almost immediately? Was it the change in my behavior in general, many little things I was saying all the time, or was there one major blowout between the two of us? I don't know a single answer to any one of those questions, though I've asked myself it a few times. Those memories just aren't there anymore. Last thing I remember before losing to alcohol for a few years was pleading for her to stay out of the RWED, and then I wake up years later and she fucking hates me. As far as I'm concerned, that's all ancient history now. I hope that getting away from here was exactly what she needed. I hope I didn't play a huge part in it myself, but whatever version of Wish that was when I got sober didn't even remotely resemble the Wish that I knew before I slipped away. I hope she's doing alright.

And no, Ted.

Even though I could probably get some real answers right here, I have no interest in going back through my past either. I don't know exactly what I did online as far as specific instances while was drunk, but I think I've gleaned the general gist of it all between glimpses I've seen here as well as real life repercussions of my choices.

And I seriously have to ask myself questions like that because even when I was blackout drunk I usually wrote so well I've been told that that people didn't notice. I found out a few years after I got sober that somebody in my extended family didn't know that I was drinking and just thought that I was just an asshole. They said with the way I wrote on Facebook, the idea that I was under the influence of anything never even crossed their mind. And I'm telling ya... If I was posting horrible shit to people that I actually know in real life who knew exactly who was posting it, that I have no memory of, we're probably talking more than 24 hours at least into a 48 or even one of the rare 72 hour sleepless benders for that kind of writing to begin. I could drink 12 hours before I even turned my computer on, and even then I was usually pretty happy... The dark shit didn't really start coming out until I'd gone an entire day or more without any food or sleep, and nothing but the empty calories of 5.6% cans of Icehouse by the dozens.

They didn't know I was drinking. They just thought I was a dick.

They were only half wrong.

I apologized for my behavior to everyone that matters. Both here and in real life. I apologized to everyone on this site as a group, and to a few people on an individual level. As far as I'm concerned, anybody who wants to keep throwing my drinking problem in my face nearly 10 years out from getting sober is a real piece of shit not worth a second of my time anyway.

I'm pretty worried about JO though, and if anybody who knows him ever hear he's doing alright I'd appreciate knowing that. The last few conversations that I'd had with him here weren't exactly great. Where people like you and Second and I have one way or another kind of set ourselves up where we can waste a bunch of time on bullshit, JO was really struggling at the end there before he left for good. I know we didn't align on much politically, but I always found it fascinating the things that we did agree upon and how we were even able to bounce ideas off of each other and come up with something better than either of us had in mind before the conversation. As eccentric as the NOOALF and his run for President was and all those videos he made... that shit just tickled me man. I miss him. I hope he's alright.

Same to Kiki too. We usually aligned on most things, but that last argument we had regarding Covid pretty early on during all of that was seismic, and we never apologized to each other about it before she left for good as well. I still hope she's doing alright too.

And this entire post here is emblematic of why you and I could never possibly have a conversation that meant anyting, Ted.

Because you've never had a meaningful conversation with anyone in your life. Or at least not for a very, very long time at this point.

You're barely a person. You're a headline reading, slogan spouting hate-machine. You have absolutely zero desire to ever engage in even a single moment of self-reflection, and even if you did, I doubt you have the mental capacity to even understand what that would entail, or even be aware enough of yourself to know that such a thing is even possible in the first place.

My mind runs at ten times the speed of yours dude. I couldn't ever possibly slow myself down enough to be able to converse with you on your level. For all intents and purposes, we may as well be speaking different languages at each other, you and I.

And I'm not going to feel sorry for a single second about anything I ever say to you again. I have felt guilty about that in the past. Especially because with you it really feels like I'm beating up on a crippled kid. I've tried nice several times and every time you're Lucy pulling the football right before Charlie Brown kicks it. Those days are done.

I'm going to enjoy this...

I don't hate gay people. I hate You, specifically.

I don't call gay people faggots. I reserve that word only for You and Second, and any other chronic TDS suffering dumb bumbblefucks just like you out there. Along with all those Hollywood Elite degenerates and rapists that you're just thrilled to let tell you how to live your life everyday.

I've worked all sorts of jobs and at this point I've worked with more minorities than white people in the 31 years I've held a job for any amount of time. And what I found was that my theory I had developed as a kid when it was only white people all around me is that about 30% of the people out there are pretty decent people, and the rest are pretty garbage... and it just so happens that you're going to see those numbers over and over again when you apply it to your box of choice. The differences in cultural and societal norms certainly have a subjective effect that will result in a spectrum of variants of that figure depending on the person making their determination and the group currently in focus, but it's really not as large of a variable as one might suspect in most cases regarding simply Natural Born US Citizens of different color. It's only when you're looking at the millions of people who were allowed to board here temporarily by Joe Biden* that stick together in a front against the American citizen, and would sooner die than willingly integrate into American Culture. While also praising their own flag and home country after conning the American Government and telling everbody who would listen on their way in that they had to flee that shithole. Some of these people here now... Millions of people that are here now and do not belong here go by the 1/99 model. It's not even because they're inherently evil or any bullshit you will claim that I'm saying here after you read this. But there are people who have made it their worldwide mission to simply drop millions upon millions of people in what were all up until 12 years or so ago exceedingly, (like it or not) predominantly white and Christian based nations, who have now been forced to live along side millions of people dumped on their fucking heads without warning. People who have lived entirely different and completely incompatible lives with American born citizens and our society.

But between all of us US Born citizens of any color the 30/70 rule is pretty much just a flat line right through all of us.

It's not black and white. It's not either/or. There is a spectrum. That number is going to be slightly different from person to person based off of nothing more than their own charity when it comes to judging other people's actions. But generally the 30/70 model is solid. I think that most people who aren't completely delusional about the world we live in and/or aren't stoned out of their minds 24/7 would probably agree with that model or something pretty close to it.

All that being said...

I like black people just fine. It's the niggers that everybody, including the black people, have had it up to the fucking gills with, and everybody knows they need to go. Prison if they are citizens, deportation if they aren't. Staring yesterday and at 20 times the current rate. Don't really care what you do. Just get it done. Get them out of society. We don't want them. We don't need them. They cannot be fixed. They are actively harming each and every one of us, and those in positions of power who continue enabling this behavior and especially those going as far as to promote the behavior should all be brought up on treason charges. And I'd tell you to round up all the bad Whiteies too while you're at it, but let's be real here... we never stopped putting them in prison. The only white people in America that belong in prison that aren't there already are a good chunk of all the the white people you see on your shiny rectangles all the time. Doesn't matter why they're on your rectangle... Just the fact that they are on it is a good initial indicator that they may actually belong in prison. Just a little tip there for anybody who enjoys exercises in pattern recognition. It's always my first question when playing "Guess Who?".

And despite what any of you college "educated" faggots have to say on the matter, the only thing we do by not punishing bad behavior based on skin color is promote more of that bad behavior by said skin color.

You're a nigger, Ted. You dumbass, pathetic little naive white boy, bitch.

I'm done with you.

You can pretend all you want that my barbs don't pierce, but you and I know both know that you'd be lying just because of how close to home that they're all hitting right now.

I would suggest that if you're going to continue coming back to this site that your best option would be to go back to ignoring 100% of everything I post like you used to do several times before, but make it permanent this time.

I said I wouldn't feel guilty, but if I end up Hannabal Lectering your dumb ass and you do something stupid, that's just another in a huge heap of crosses I'll be carrying around with me on my back for the rest of my life. And to be quite honest, I know you aren't fucking worth that.

I don't want to destroy you.

But I will.

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