Dictator Hussein Obama Soetoro auctions off Top Secret stealth ship to Communist China for $10,000 by PIRATENEWS

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Dictator Hussein Obama Soetoro auctions off Top Secret stealth ship to Communist China for $10,000

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John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

The US Navy’s super-secret Sea Shadow stealth cruiser is actually up for sale! Launched in 1984, and probably best
known as the inspiration for the seaborne lair of a lesser/lamer Bond villain, she was the love child of a cash-
lush Lockheed Martin and a nearly unlimited Cold War paranoia-fueled defense budget.

Drawing stealth technology and design from the F-117 stealth fighter program, she was the testbed for advanced naval
technology, from sea skimming hull structures to automated control systems. (Not to mention, who knows what else…)
And now for a princely pauper’s bid deposit of $10,000, you too can stalk the seaboard of third world countries with complete immunity.

Don’t count your Bond boat before it hatches, though. If you are the lucky winner, you won’t be cruising Malibu and
picking up invisible ladies with your radar-dodging prowess. No, you get the distinct honor of being the jerk who
murdered the winningest naval vessel ever built, because the GSA terms of sale demand that you bust her up for scrap.

http://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=31QSCI12129001#.T4zro5
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