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The funniest NSFW documentary ever made
Sunday, February 26, 2012 6:18 AM
John Lee, executive producer of Hollywood award-winning Pirate News TV at PirateNew.org
Quote:"One of the funniest documentaries ever made!"
–Michael Moore, New York (PRWEB) April 8, 2010
Sunday, February 26, 2012 5:04 PM
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Monday, February 27, 2012 8:11 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Oonjerah:
Quote: "Coincidentally, 2010 also marks the 100 year anniversary of the RV, according to the Recreational Vehicle Industry Association (RVIA)."
Earlier RV = Covered Wagon. Invented sometime B.C.
Quote:Part 2 politics
It is fully understood by some fifty percent or possibly more of the people in this country, that after eight years of what is jokingly called the Bush Administration, this country was in utter shambles. There was a war in Iraq costing some five billion dollars a week. There was an idiot from Texas standing before us telling us the economy was doing just fine, and we were milliseconds from an economic disaster. For the first time in decades the American dream had suddenly become a nightmare. American big business never had it so good. Profits were astronomical, running into three hundred to four hundred percent. Consider this figure, eighty percent of the entirety of the GNP, that is to say the profit produced by this country, was held and accumulated by banks. You remember them don’t you? Your friendly banks, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Citibank. Think of what they did for you. Think of what they do for you. They are laughing. One presumes many of you are crying. At the end of George II’s reign, the American people had the opportunity to witness the hard facts of what we had become and what we really were. Think for a moment in terms of those who came out of the woodwork, from under rocks, and various other deep, dark, dank places. These people announced to all the world to hear “I could be your President. Vote for me.” Think for a moment in terms of Huckabee. This ghastly, strange fundamentalist promised that he could bring America to its senses. Then there was Romney. I make admission here that I truly don’t care what people think as long as they can in fact justify, and define, what it is that they say about what they think. This of course often leads me into a frenzy of examination of the myriad of religious sects that are presently available to we the people. I will only further say this, an examination of the Mormon faith is fully available in a great series of inspections, set down over a number of years by historians, psychologists and social scientists. I have read voluminously in regard to this religion. I know a number of people who are Mormons. By and large I have found them to be no more equanimious, no more charming, no more friendly than any other people, in the same breath, not less than other people. I find, and found through concerted study, that the faith inherent in the Mormon Church, its concepts, its origination, and then an inspection of its erstwhile historical leader, must lead one to give serious consideration as to who and what these people truly are. By virtue of what is decreed in their dictum, their dogma, their catechisms, they greatly frighten me. Romney as a Mormon, as President, was to me, really scary.
Hillary is a graduate of Wellesley College, an all girls school. Wellesley has been known for decades as offering the entering freshmen more pussy during her first year at the august institution, than the typical Yale graduate would enjoy during his entire four years. An examination of the history of Hillary and Wild Bill dating back to their years in Arkansas and culminating with their years in the White House will bring nothing but the harsh recognition that these are truly ugly people. There is no comparison here in terms of the abject stupidity of a George Bush. Quite the contrary, both Hillary and Bill are very bright. Additionally they are very clever and they are thieves and they are dishonorable, and they denigrated that White House and our trust. Take this as a classic example, of who and what these people are. Upon leaving the White House, at the end of Bill’s Presidency the Clintons had two very large moving vans drive up, and load up, and drive away from the White House. It was not too long before it was noted that some four hundred thousand dollars in furnishings, glassware, gifts and articles of considerable value, all given by foreign dignitaries, not to the Clintons but to we, the people of the United States, had been stolen by the Clintons for their personal use. Under great pressure, the Clintons agreed to return all but approximately forty thousand dollars of those gifts which they kept for themselves. When you hear something like this, what do you think? I’ll give you another classic example. When the Clintons actually left Washington and flew in Air Force Two to New York, to their new home, they took the opportunity upon leaving that airplane to remove every plate, dish, knife, fork, spoon, and as it was said by those who examined the plane when it returned to Washington “its lucky the seats were bolted down.” These two are thieves. Volumes have been written in regard to Hillary Rodham Clinton’s run for the Senate seat in New York. It is a story so sordid, so despicable, so unethical, so foul as to have literally no parallel in American political history. There are several authoritative books which have set down the full history of this desecration of a fair political fight. You should read them.
Just a few months past, the American people elected a new President. The vote was, for practical purpose split fifty-fifty. For the first time in our history we, fifty percent of the people, elected a black man. It is well to understand that after eight years of infamy the Bush Administration had removed even the most miniscule chance of the Republicans retaining the White House. It was said to be an accepted fact that the Democrats would win and they would also gain control of Congress. Then in what was and has to be one of the most utterly insane moves a political party could ever make, the Democratic National Committee supported Hillary Rodham Clinton and then a black man, Barack Obama. The DNC had without any equivocation the opportunity to choose between certainly absolutely five or six fully qualified men who could have, without a moment’s hesitation taken the seat of the Presidency. Instead the DNC offered America one choice, that being a woman richly despised by millions, and the other choice a black man. It will be said, and it is fully DNC, the Democratic National Committee, recognizing the shambles that the Bush Administration made of this country and the opportunity that disaster had given to the Democrats, concluded on the basis of what they saw as their new found power that they would rub the noses of the conservative American in the debris of what had happened. The Democrats, as we fully understand, came within a hair’s breath of blowing it. We could have had Johnny Box and Sarah Palin but for just two votes. The estimate had it, and it has turned out to be hard fact, that if the Democrats won and if they gained just a smallish majority in Congress we would find that the Republicans would band fully together and that new Democratic Administration would receive not one vote of support from the Republican minority. It was purely a matter of “we’ll show you.”
There is the matter of Barack Obama being black. America is a wildly racist country. Interesting to note it is, in the same breath, a very religious country, thought to be the most religious of the developed countries on this planet. Stop the man on the street, and ask him if he believes in God. If he is religious, he is more than likely to answer “yes, yes of course, of course.” Then ask him why. There will be utter silence. There is another question for the man on the street. Why did you vote for either the Democratic or the Republican candidate? It is clearly in the minds of many, a matter of some conjecture as to whether or not it was political policy, economic policy, foreign policy, or the fact that the Democrats nominated a black man. This of course is something for you to answer. There was a time eight, ten, twelve, years ago when we truly were the land of milk and honey. Today, although you may have missed it, we have become a land of fear, poverty, anguish, and degradation. We continue to hear it, and it is worth repeating, we have a democracy and we are a country where one man has one vote. There is, of course those tragic considerations where we can, and have been denied our vote and further that we had no idea who or what we were voting for. When in consideration of all the above and that rock rolls forward and pins you to that hard place, what do you think about? Does it finally strike you that it finally becomes painfully, brutally obvious that there is only one person to blame? It is you. Do keep in mind that you did it. You elected them. Do you understand that they are laughing at you? They are laughing at you from the sullied halls of Congress to the board rooms and from the high exalted pulpits and from all of those high-rise whore houses. You are, and they have found you out to be, sadly impotent.
The Sad Sad Conclusion
We know for a hard fact (and that certainly is a play on words) that crazy cock Clinton definitively gave us George Bush. George Bush gave us theft, lies, cowardice, and war. The village idiot then gave the American public the opportunity to choose between that which has been found to be absolute absurdities. One might take from all of this that it is time for a third rational objective and ethical political party.
John Rebney, Jousting With The Myth, 2010-11-22
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