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"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him? His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh... I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!'..."
-Bill "I'm Dead Now" Hicks

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Beard is a gay slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date or romantic partner specifically to conceal sexual orientation. An example is a gay man pretending to date a woman, in an effort to conceal his sexuality. Children resulting from this type of marriage are known as "Beard children".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

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