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Idiot Versus Panda

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UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 04:12
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Thursday, September 21, 2006 4:12 AM

CYBERSNARK


Panda 1, Idiot 0.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm

Quote:

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

The startled Gu Gu bit both legs of his intruder, who responded by biting "the panda on its back", Mr Zhang was quoted by state media as saying.

[. . .]

Mr Zhang was bitten first on his right leg, and then on his left.

Newspaper photographs showed him lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages over his legs.

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.



Sometimes it's hard to believe they're the endangered ones.



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