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Dumba$$ NFL Quarterback Tries To Stop A Dump Truck, Loses

POSTED BY: JEWELSTAITEFAN
UPDATED: Friday, May 27, 2022 22:22
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Sunday, April 10, 2022 12:01 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


In Miami.

Duane Haskins.

Must have thought he was still a genius Collegium Student who jaywalk to block traffic.
I heard reports he was walking across a street, but also one that he was walking along a highway. Limited Access Expressway, at 6:30 am.

Genius.

Maybe a Darwin Award Nominee. Wife, but no reported offspring.

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Sunday, April 10, 2022 10:13 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


I guess I should not have implied he was a collegium gradutate. He was drafted in the NFL following his sophomore year at Ohio State.

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Monday, April 11, 2022 10:48 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Meh... I'm reserving any judgement on this one since I know nothing about the incident.

It's a miracle I survived my 20's with all the dumb shit I did.

Unless he was out there taking a knee in the highway and screaming that vehicles were the racist white patriarchy, accidents happen and 20-somethings still haven't figured out that they're not invincible and aren't going to live forever.

I feel sorry for him. I'm assuming he had a bright future ahead of him if he was in the NFL.

Between the volumes of dumbassery I did in my late teens and early 20's and the 5 years I lost in my 30's to drinking, I'm still trying to figure out if there was any reason I'm still around, or if it's all just part of some random cosmic chaos.

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Friday, May 27, 2022 6:11 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


His BAC was 3 times the legal limit, and he ran out of gas while driving drunk.

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Friday, May 27, 2022 10:22 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
His BAC was 3 times the legal limit, and he ran out of gas while driving drunk.



Been there, done that.



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