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Police State death squads to wake all homeowners at midnight

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UPDATED: Friday, April 27, 2012 08:51
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Police in Richmond, Va., have announced an initiative for officers on the midnight shift to inspect parked vehicles and then knock on the door of the owner’s home during the 12 a.m. to 4 a.m. time period “for an unexpected wakeup call” if they discover a situation that would lend itself to theft or vandalism.

But a civil-rights organization says the policy treads on citizens’ constitutional rights and, moreover, could create a dangerous situation for both the citizen and the police officer.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/police-launch-abusive-midnight-wakeup-calls/

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Friday, April 27, 2012 8:51 AM

HERO


Its actually true...I wrote the memo this morning ordering the death squads to wake everyone up at midnight.

Its gonna take a while. There's a lotta people out there need waking up. Also they are all required to give you a loud 'Hello' in a falsetto voice before running off to the next house.

We're also looking at changing the name from Death Squads to something less intimidating. I suggested The Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Zionist Wake You Up and Say 'Hello'...but I think they're going with 'Fox and Friends'.

So, nothing to worry about...except for PN. His wake up call will be...less...pleasent.

H

Hero...must be right on all of this. ALL of the rest of us are wrong. Chrisisall, 2012

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