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UPDATED: Friday, April 30, 2010 12:02
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Friday, April 30, 2010 5:35 AM

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Quote:
'Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

'Cooter'

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Friday, April 30, 2010 12:02 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Actually my suggestion would be the mace products unit for cost effectiveness.
http://www.amazon.com/Mace-80355-Wireless-Security-System/dp/B000WKW68
2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1272664779&sr=1-1

No contract, no bullshit, and programmable/configurable to almost any need, you can add or delete additional sensors, and set it up however you like.

Mine will call *me* on my emergency line, at which point your chances of gettin outta here with my stuff drop to nil - even if you are good enough to have gotten to the point where you'll set it off at all.

I highly recommend it.

-F

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