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Attack of the Killer Bimbos: White trash Sarah Palin resigns, runs for president against psycho lesbian porn star Angelina Jolie who cuts men during sex and married a drag queen
Monday, June 29, 2009 8:50 AM
PIRATENEWS
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Quote:Jolie, who once publicly shared a lingering kiss with her own brother, James Haven, after her Oscar's victory for Girl Interrupted in 2000, also spoke openly about her fetish of using knives during sex, saying it first developed as a teenager. The Tomb Raider stars, who lost her virginity at the age of 14, revealed she used to cut her boyfriend with a knife after sex because it 'wasn't enough'. Speaking to OK! magazine she added: 'I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. 'I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.' 'We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars.' 'It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.' The Tomb Raider star first built a reputation for strange sexual habits during her highly publicised marriage to Billy Bob Thornton. The couple, who divorced in 2003, made public their use of knives during sex as well as reports of a purpose built sex dungeon in their home. They also wore necklaces carrying vials of each other's blood. www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=45770&in_page_id=7
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 7:17 AM
JAYNEZTOWN
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:51 PM
PLAINJAYNE
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:05 PM
GRIPPER
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:09 PM
KWICKO
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)
Quote:Originally posted by PlainJayne: The sad part is, she would probably do a better job than the *&^&^%$^#%$@ that's doin' it now. At least, she looks hot in the press photos... Day late, an' a dollar short.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:25 PM
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:30 PM
Thursday, July 2, 2009 3:04 AM
Quote:Originally posted by PlainJayne: An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry) Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
Thursday, July 2, 2009 4:14 AM
WASHNWEAR
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: Quote:Originally posted by PlainJayne: An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry) Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life! Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right. Mike
Thursday, July 2, 2009 5:36 AM
PIRATECAT
Thursday, July 2, 2009 6:37 AM
Quote: Angelina Jolie has fish eyes just doesn't do it for me. But that is petty she is pretty. Now that Brad he might do it for Kwicko...
Quote: She is a big gun girl I read an article in a NRA magazine.
Friday, July 3, 2009 2:06 AM
Friday, July 3, 2009 2:11 AM
Friday, July 3, 2009 9:53 AM
CUDA77
Like woman, I am a mystery.
Quote:Originally posted by PlainJayne: Sarah Palin is hot. And how can you not love a woman who can kill, clean, and cook her own moose for dinner? Honestly, she had me at hello. Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!
Friday, July 3, 2009 10:19 AM
Quote:Sarah Palin to resign as Alaska governor Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says she will resign from office July 26. Her spokesman wouldn't say why Palin decided to step down, but the announcement stirred speculation that she would focus on a bid for the 2012 Republican nomination for president. Spokesman Dave Murrow says Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will be inaugurated at the governor's picnic in Fairbanks at the end of the month. Palin was first elected in 2006 on a populist platform. But her popularity has waned as she waged in partisan politics following her return from the presidential campaign. www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=92257&catid=2
Friday, July 3, 2009 11:14 AM
Friday, July 3, 2009 11:39 AM
GINOBIFFARONI
Friday, July 3, 2009 11:50 AM
WHOZIT
Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:09 PM
Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:26 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Kwicko: So Palin's a quitter, huh? ETA: That McCain/Palin rap is HILARIOUS!
Quote:"You know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags. Neither in a public way. You know what happened to the popes? They were layin' the nuns; that's been goin' on for years, centuries. But the Catholic Church went to hell three or four centuries ago. It was homosexual, and it had to be cleaned out. That's what's happened to Britain. It happened earlier to France. Let's look at the strong societies. The Russians. Goddamn, they root 'em out. They don't let 'em around at all. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time--it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco." -President Richard Nixon, White House audiotapes www.prisonplanet.com/032604nixontape.html www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=larry+sinclair&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
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