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Poor Tony Blair

POSTED BY: CITIZEN
UPDATED: Monday, May 15, 2006 15:28
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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:37 AM

CITIZEN


A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster, came to a dead halt in traffic, thinking to himself, "Wow! the traffic seems much worse than usual."

After a while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him, between the lines of stopped traffic. He rolled down his window and said "Excuse me officer, what's the hold-up?"

The constable replied "It's the Prime Minister, Mr Tony Blair sir, he's depressed. He has stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He is protesting that nobody believes his stories; about why we went to war in Iraq, that there is no pension crisis and no worsening economy. He doesn't understand why the public doesn't believe that all the stealth taxes are so necessary and that our education is first-class.

He's screaming that the NHS is safe in his hands, that the immigration policies are working well, that he is not George Dubbya's lapdog, the proposed tax cuts will not help only his wealthy and titled cronies and that his recent chairmanship of the EU has only resulted in more power being handed to the French......So, we're taking up a collection for him"
Thoughtfully, the motorist asked "How much have you collected so far?"
The officer replies "About forty gallons sir but a lot of people are still syphoning."



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.


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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:44 AM

CHRISISALL


Blair and Bush, the best team since Abbott and Costello. Only Abbott and Costello WON when they fought Frankenstein...

Butts and bolts Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:51 AM

KHYRON


In a way, these two are the people's Frankenstein.



Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:53 AM

CHRISISALL


We need a stitch-unravelling spell...

Willowy Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:43 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Two words:

Disco Inferno


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Monday, May 15, 2006 10:18 AM

RIVER6213


I want some chicken

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Monday, May 15, 2006 10:21 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by RiveR6213:
I want some chicken

Burnt or cremated?



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 10:22 AM

RIVER6213


Fried.

I'm hungry for some fried chicken.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 3:28 PM

DALLASFIREFLY


Good one. All I can say is I look forward to PM Brown.

I wanna be Mr. Baccarin!

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