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Saturday, January 5, 2013 8:51 AM

FREMDFIRMA



Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison
http://news.yahoo.com/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-brazil-prison-1454
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RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.

Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.

All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000 people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot, which is being investigated by local police.

"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.

The cat was taken to an animal disease center to receive medical care.

The incident took place on New Year's day but was first reported by national media on Saturday.


Indeed, I might point out that Felidae are notoriously resistant to interrogation, as anyone who's ever tried to figure out which cat knocked everything off a table till tell you.

-F

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Saturday, January 5, 2013 4:56 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Piffle. Find the right spot to scratch, and a cat will sing like a canary. Or get a child's fishing pole with a spin-casting reel and a catnip toy, spend five minutes casting and retrieving with the cat, and then stop, and they'd kill their own mother for more.

ETA: I understand that laser pointers work well for this too.


"When your heart breaks, you choose what to fill the cracks with. Love or hate. But hate won't ever heal. Only love can do that."

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