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Sex and the Love Bug

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UPDATED: Friday, May 20, 2011 13:59
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Thursday, May 19, 2011 6:10 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!



Edward Smith with one of his former partners

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-ha
ving-sex-with-1000-cars.html

Quote:
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.


"Why shouldn't fact be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, HAS to make sense."
-Mark Twain, aka Sam Clemens, member of the Necrophila Room at Bohemian Grove homosexual nudist compound and presidential retreat for snuff kiddie porn

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Friday, May 20, 2011 5:31 AM

DREAMTROVE


I think I speak for all of us when I saw "Ew."


That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Friday, May 20, 2011 9:40 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


He kinda looks like Buddy Hackett...

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Friday, May 20, 2011 1:50 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


I wonder if he ever goes for a Hummer...

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Friday, May 20, 2011 1:59 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


I'll never be able to watch Airwolf again.


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