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Deadly high fructose corn syrup gets new secret name

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UPDATED: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 07:57
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:22 AM

PIRATENEWS

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:48 PM

DICKCHENEY


Is it secret if its on Yahoo front page?



Go Fuck Yourself!

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43 AM

BYTEMITE


"Because it's no worse for you than sugar!"

pfffft. Yeah, because a bullshit highly processed syrup filled with chemicals that are VERY BAD for you is SO exactly the same as cane sugar, yup.

Far as I know, the only processing they do to sugar is to take the molasses out of it... And maybe bleach it. Not great, but compared to corn syrup? No just no.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:57 AM

CHRISISALL


Get this:
Quote:

"High-fructose corn syrup could be all-natural if cornstarch happened to fall into a vat of alpha-amylase, soak there for a while, then trickle into another vat of glucoamylase, get strained to remove the Aspergillus fungus likely growing on top, and then find its way into some industrial-grade D-xylose isomerase. This funny coincidence didn't happen in nature until the 1970s in a lab somewhere in Japan.


That's hi-larious!


The laughing Chrisisall


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