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Attack of the Killer Bimbos: White trash Sarah Palin resigns, runs for president against psycho lesbian porn star Angelina Jolie who cuts men during sex and married a drag queen

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First Lady Brad Pitt strikes GW Bush pose

CFR traitor Angelina Jolie has sights set on the White House
www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,,25682749-10388,00.html

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Jolie, who once publicly shared a lingering kiss with her own brother, James Haven, after her Oscar's victory for Girl Interrupted in 2000, also spoke openly about her fetish of using knives during sex, saying it first developed as a teenager.

The Tomb Raider stars, who lost her virginity at the age of 14, revealed she used to cut her boyfriend with a knife after sex because it 'wasn't enough'.

Speaking to OK! magazine she added: 'I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough.

'I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.'

'We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars.'

'It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.'

The Tomb Raider star first built a reputation for strange sexual habits during her highly publicised marriage to Billy Bob Thornton.

The couple, who divorced in 2003, made public their use of knives during sex as well as reports of a purpose built sex dungeon in their home.

They also wore necklaces carrying vials of each other's blood.

www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=45770&in_page_id=7




Guess who wants to play in a dress at Bohemian Grove?

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 7:17 AM

JAYNEZTOWN


drugs are bad Mmm-kay!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:51 PM

PLAINJAYNE


The sad part is, she would probably do a better job than the *&^&^%$^#%$@ that's doin' it now. At least, she looks hot in the press photos...

Day late, an' a dollar short.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:05 PM

GRIPPER


I dunno.....I was NEVER going to get tagged as the "romantic,gentle&sensitive sort",but OTOH;the concept of breaking out the cutlery to keep my ex girlfriend happy....I don't even want to go there.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 1:09 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Originally posted by PlainJayne:
The sad part is, she would probably do a better job than the *&^&^%$^#%$@ that's doin' it now. At least, she looks hot in the press photos...

Day late, an' a dollar short.



At the very least, she couldn't possibly do a worse job than that total ass-hat that we were stuck with for the last 8 years. I'm sure she'd have gotten us attacked a lot less, and gotten fewer Americans killed, than that douchebag did.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:25 PM

PLAINJAYNE


I never said that particular asshat did a better job...

If you want to know the truth, we aint had anybody worth a damn in the office since Theo Roosevelt.

Just another opinion, no need to get all tetchy...




Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2009 10:30 PM

PLAINJAYNE


An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)

Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 3:04 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Originally posted by PlainJayne:
An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)

Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!



Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Thursday, July 2, 2009 4:14 AM

WASHNWEAR


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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:

Originally posted by PlainJayne:
An' (admit it), even if she's everything stated in the subject line an then some, she'd still look totally hot in the press release photos. (Unless of course the stress of the job caused her to lose her mind an eat enough Twinkies/ho hos/whatever to gain 75lbs because she "just can't cope" and is too depressed about it to make that liposuction appt...yeah, I know. Sorry)

Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!



Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right.

Mike



ANGELINA
ALPHA
2012
"Yes We Cut"

Deviance you can believe in.

I'd like to see Palin & guest take on that ticket...



donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 5:36 AM

PIRATECAT


Angelina Jolie has fish eyes just doesn't do it for me. But that is petty she is pretty. Now that Brad he might do it for Kwicko but I think she could have done better. She is a big gun girl I read an article in a NRA magazine. That movie she made called The Good Shepherd was a really good conspiracy flick. You gotta catch some of the stuff in it. I think Matt Damon's character was Cord Meyer of the CIA. One of the characters from the skull and bones club was Bush 41. You don't here it said to often in the flick but they mention the Zipotta list which is Bush 41's oil company in the carribean. The movie is leading up to the Kennedy assination. Show's all the player's behind the scenes. Like I always say it's Yale vs Harvard. But PN you know all this. Just look at all the people who benefitted from JFK's death. When Reagan was shot who was in the wings waiting. Johnson, Nixon, Ford, and Spector(single bullet theory) I can go on and on. But look at Truman and Kennedy's foreign policy soft on commies. We still have N Korea and Cuba. Roque countries in the world. Castro was taught by jesuits who are well known commies in the catholic church. So it is a good movie. There ya go.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 6:37 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Angelina Jolie has fish eyes just doesn't do it for me. But that is petty she is pretty. Now that Brad he might do it for Kwicko...



Nice try, but you're wrong, as usual. Keep on projecting your preferences onto others, though - it's fun to watch you flail about!

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She is a big gun girl I read an article in a NRA magazine.



Well.... GOSH - that totally changes EVERYTHING then. Hell, I like guns, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to find some woman attractive just because she likes 'em, too. I'm fairly liberal, but I don't find Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein attractive in the least.

Now, Jessica Alba, that's a different story.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Friday, July 3, 2009 2:06 AM

PLAINJAYNE




Sorry, but Angelina's never been my cup of tea. She really just doesn't do anything for me. And the more of her "personal" details that slip out, the more I'm convinced that my first take was right.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.





Oh yeah, she's wacko jacko (why else on earth would ANYONE not only hook up with Billy Bob Thornton but get tattoos of his name an shit? Honestly. Who?) As long as you don't dig too deep, she's still freakin' hot. I call it the "admire from afar but don't talk to." We're talkin one night stand with a fake name an escape planned in advance. She is easy on the eyes, though...

Nancy Pelosi?! EWWWW! Diane Feinstein'd make Ray Charles flinch. So see, we agree on some things!



Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

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Friday, July 3, 2009 2:11 AM

PLAINJAYNE


ANGELINA
ALPHA
2012
"Yes We Cut"

Deviance you can believe in.

I'd like to see Palin & guest take on that ticket...



donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?



That's fuckin awesome! If they throw down an duke it out in the mud, my brains would explode and run out my fuckin' ears!!! (Sorry, I know..."I'll be in my bunk")

Sarah Palin is hot. And how can you not love a woman who can kill, clean, and cook her own moose for dinner? Honestly, she had me at hello.



Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

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Friday, July 3, 2009 9:53 AM

CUDA77

Like woman, I am a mystery.


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Originally posted by PlainJayne:
Sarah Palin is hot. And how can you not love a woman who can kill, clean, and cook her own moose for dinner? Honestly, she had me at hello.



Day late an'a dollar short...Story of my ruttin' life!

Because she's an insane, brainless cunt?

Either that or you're a vegetarian. Take your pick really.


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Friday, July 3, 2009 10:19 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


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Sarah Palin to resign as Alaska governor


Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin says she will resign from office July 26.

Her spokesman wouldn't say why Palin decided to step down, but the announcement stirred speculation that she would focus on a bid for the 2012 Republican nomination for president.

Spokesman Dave Murrow says Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will be inaugurated at the governor's picnic in Fairbanks at the end of the month.

Palin was first elected in 2006 on a populist platform. But her popularity has waned as she waged in partisan politics following her return from the presidential campaign.

www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=92257&catid=2



USA is the laughingstock of the planet, thanks to the Jew World Odor. Palin couldn't even manage a little village in the backwoods without a tax increase to hire a city manager. USA DOA RIP.


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Friday, July 3, 2009 11:14 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


So Palin's a quitter, huh?

ETA: That McCain/Palin rap is HILARIOUS!

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Friday, July 3, 2009 11:39 AM

GINOBIFFARONI


Damn,

I suppose if your an Obama supporter, you would try tp get Palin on the ticket.




" I don't believe in hypothetical situations - it's kinda like lying to your brain "

" They don't hate America, they hate Americans " Homer Simpson


Lets party like its 1939

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Friday, July 3, 2009 11:50 AM

WHOZIT


Who will that PUTZ David Letterman trash now?

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:09 PM

GRIPPER


I am NOT an Obama supporter(no suprise,there),and I DO believe that Palin would bea good VP,or Prez....I look at it this way:Both the Left and the RINO types have been trying to kneecap her since August of 08....with THOSE folks for enemies....

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 12:26 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
So Palin's a quitter, huh?

ETA: That McCain/Palin rap is HILARIOUS!



The only thing "good" you say about being a quitter is that when politicians resign to campaign full-time, they might actually be trying to win.

Case in point: John Kerry had no intention of beating fellow Skull & Boner Bush Jr in 2004, so he didn't resign from the senate, and was paid a $30-million tax-free bribe in "leftover campaign funds".

Jr Bush bombed USA on 9/11 and got away with it, and Hussein Obama is an illegal alien. USA is just a rotting corpse, so it don't matter which bimbo or fag is president.

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"You know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags. Neither in a public way. You know what happened to the popes? They were layin' the nuns; that's been goin' on for years, centuries. But the Catholic Church went to hell three or four centuries ago. It was homosexual, and it had to be cleaned out. That's what's happened to Britain. It happened earlier to France. Let's look at the strong societies. The Russians. Goddamn, they root 'em out. They don't let 'em around at all. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time--it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco."
-President Richard Nixon, White House audiotapes
www.prisonplanet.com/032604nixontape.html


www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=larry+sinclair&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10


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