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UPDATED: Sunday, February 10, 2008 10:18
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Sunday, February 10, 2008 12:49 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”

– Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

http://www.attytood.com/2008/02/the_worst_thing_thats_ever_bee_1.html


Now, in all fairness, I did make jokes with my friends about Chelsea Clinton when Bill was in office. I hope you can all forgive me, especially you Chelsea if you're a closet Fireflyfan. Haven't seen you in the spotlight at all for the last decade, but you bloomed into a beautiful woman. I got a lot of shit when I was a kid too, so here's to us dorks.

In my defense, when I told the jokes it was something I had heard on the radio or the TV...

and I was in 6th grade...

and I was 12 years old...

All that, and the fact that I wasn't saying it on a podium with a mic in my hand while a bunch of pompus ass rich folk laughed their fat asses off over their expensive wine and $250.00* dinner plates.


* Not adjusted for inflation....

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Sunday, February 10, 2008 10:01 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


I'll never understand why it is that if a woman doesn't look like a complete bombshell, she's pegged as "ugly". Now, I'm not shy about admiring what's hot and all, but women are all sorts of beautiful, if ya ask me. Not every babe has to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Sunday, February 10, 2008 10:18 AM

FLETCH2


Over the course of a lifetime what's on the outside will fade no matter how much of a "knockout" she was in her youth. What's on the inside just keeps getting better with age.

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